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Alex Borstein

@AlexBorstein
If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.
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    Alex Borstein
    @AlexBorstein
    May 13, 2020
    Done with Twitter. Bye.
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    Alex Borstein
    @AlexBorstein
    May 13, 2020
    Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪
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    Alex Borstein
    @AlexBorstein
    May 12, 2020
    Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.
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    Alex Borstein
    @AlexBorstein
    May 12, 2020
    This post and every comment that follows is making me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️❤️❤️
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    Penny Pluma
    @mfpen
    May 12, 2020
    Not gonna lie I underestimated Jeff Goldblum until the spinning heel kick.
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    Alex Borstein
    @AlexBorstein
    May 12, 2020
    Who wrote this for @RachelBros ? #MrsMaisel
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    Debra Birnbaum
    @debrabirnbaum
    May 11, 2020
    .@rachelbros: "Working with @AlexBorstein is a dream. She makes me laugh every day." @MaiselTV #MaiselMonday

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