escuerzoresucitado:

Youth fascination with technology

foxgirlintestines:

utopians:

intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I’m standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

Intense mosh pit where everyone keeps slamming into me, but I’m wearing a jacket with oversized spikes and everyone keeps getting impaled until I become the center of a punk katamari damacy ball collecting more and more people as the night goes on.

mjalti:

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

winchester-gospels:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

REBELLION. 

engage-with-zorp:

*sees dog* nice
*sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

prayforthewickedsinners:

3 2 1

we came to fuck

everybody party till your B̷̵̶̜̩͇̘̲̅͌̅͗͛̃ͬͦ̒̚͢A̵̢̩̰̬̩̞͊ͪ͆̈̐̆̒͟Ņ̲͓̠͉̰͕̗̫͔̼͖͇̦̭͚̬ͮ̓̑̃͒̐̑̓̿̂͘Ḋ̎̂̅͒̄̂̇̄̎̌̍̒̉ͮͬ́̚͘͝͏̹͍̹̖͚̭͚͙̯͙̪ ̛̘̬̻̦̤̟̦͕̯̝̪̦͓ͩ̒̎͒͐͘͢͜B͕͍͍̝̻̘̭͔̱͖͎͚̯͉͖̪͚͕́̀ͧ̿̊̍͊͂̂ͫ̀̿͊͛̄̄̃ͥ͑̀͘͜͢͞R̷̡͍̦̮̬ͬ̂̂E̶̷̖͚̻͈̻̱̖̹̣̟͋ͨ͊̔̇A̧̟̰̭͕͚͕͕̻̦̙̺̼̅̅͑̅̓ͪͤ̀͞͡K̢̤͎̼͍͚̙̟͖͖̞͚̻̘̘͈̱̪̤̐ͩ͒̄͌̃ͧ͋ͤ̍̓͟͞͝S̢̳̖͕̜͉͖̰̙͓͉̼͙̟̒͂͊ͨͥ̉ͩ͊́̄̚̕͟͞ͅ ͙̖̟̟̰̞͕͕̖̜̹̜͎̦̰ͫ͊̂̿͂̒̍ͯ͘̕ͅUͤ̒ͣͬ̅ͭ͐̇̐̒̐͏̷̲̘͓̖̹̦̹̮̻͍͔͓̺̭͟͟͞P̢̛̱̱̪̝͓͉̳̹͚̮ͦ̈ͨ̄ͬ̆ͫ͋̈́̿ͧͅ