“Life is an opera, and a grand opera at that. The tenor and
the baritone contend for the soprano in the presence of the bass and the
supporting cast, unless it’s the soprano and the contralto who are vying for
the tenor in the presence of the same basso and the same supporting cast. There
are numerous choruses, many ballets, and the orchestration is excellent… God is
the poet. The music is Satan’s — a young master with a promising future, who
studied in heaven’s conservatory. Michael, Raphael and Gabriel’s rival, he
could not endure their preferment in the distribution of awards. It could also
be that the overly sweet and mystical music of these classmates was tedious to
his essentially tragic genius. And that would have been that if God hadn’t
written an opera libretto and tossed it aside, deeming such amusement
inappropriate to His eternity. Satan took the manuscript with him to hell. With
the aim of showing that he was better than the others — and perhaps to
reconcile himself with heaven — he composed the score. Soon after finishing the
work, he brought it to the Eternal Father… Satan pleaded still without greater
success, until God, tired and merciful, agreed to have the opera performed, but
away from heaven. He created a special theatre, this planet, and invented a
whole company replete with all the parts: the primary and the secondary, the
choruses and the dancers… a certain awkwardness was the result, an awkwardness
that a preliminary hearing and friendly collaboration would have avoided.
Indeed, in some passages the words go one way and the music another. There is
no shortage of people who say that therein lies the composition’s otherworldly
wonder, avoiding monotony as it does. In this way is the Eden trio, Abel’s aria
and the guillotine and slavery choruses explained. Not infrequently do the same
situations recur without adequate reason. Certain motifs grow wearisome from
repetition. There are obscure passages too: the maestro overuses the choral
masses, which masks the text’s meaning and serves to confuse. The orchestral
parts, however, are handled skillfully. Such is the opinion of the impartial. The
maestro’s friends claim that a work of such accomplishment is a rarity. Some of
them admit there are a few blemishes and one or two gaps, but it’s likely that
the gaps will be filled in and smoothed over and the blemishes removed with the
opera’s continued run, for the maestro is not averse to emending the work
wherever he finds it at variance with the sublime thought of the poet. The
poet’s friends think otherwise. They maintain that the libretto has been
sacrificed, that the score has compromised the meaning of the text, and that,
though it might be beautiful in some parts and artfully worked in others, it is
completely unrelated, contrary even, to the drama. The grotesque element, for
instance, is not in the poet’s text: it is an excrescence put there to imitate
The Merry Wives of Windsor. This point is contested by the Satanists with what
seems to be good reason. They say that when the young Satan composed the grand
opera, not this farce nor Shakespeare himself had been born. They go so far as
to affirm that the English poet’s genius amounted to nothing more than
transcribing the opera’s lyrics with such art and fidelity that he seems to be
the play’s author even though, as is clear, he’s a plagiarist.
This work…will last as long as the theatre does — and there’s no telling when it will be destroyed as a matter of astronomic convenience. The work’s success is growing. “