Broken Clouds

Good Forenoon, Everyone

Have you been searching the Internet these past years for a "forenoon" reference, only to be disappointed time after time by the use of the word "morning"?

Hurry over to today's weather forecast at Chicago Weather Center then, and tell 'em Splotchy sent ya!

One Good Thing About Obsessing Over The Weather Is That You Get Exposed To All Kinds Of Meteorologists

UPDATE!

Hey, they changed the goddamn weather video on me. I like the British lady in the video embedded right now (as of 05/07 morning). I'll see if I can find the previous dickhead weatherman.

Hmm, can't find the old video. It makes sense to me now, that each weather forecast video doesn't have its own video link, and that they probably just replace the forecasts each day. If they archived all the weather forecast videos, that would be a crazy amount of storage space they would need. Plus, who wants to see an old weather forecast (besides me, who wanted to show you a shining example of a dickhead weatherman).

So, once again, my apologies to the British woman meterologist and future meterologists that appear in the embedded video in this post. Except for you, dickhead weatherman. I presume you know who you are.

#1 - The Dickhead

Go Fuck Yourself, Winter

Splotchy Decodes The Current Weather Conditions

Wintry Mix = Certifiably Shitty

Hail Is Neat

Your Local Chicagoland Weather Report

Current conditions shitty, with a chance of increased shittiness later in the day.