Also, I called it the "Worst Things Ever 2013" in case I need to post more worst things ever in other years. Do I recognize the irony of calling it "worst things ever", which implies that there can't possibly be anything worse, and then attaching a year, which implies its only the worst things of this year? Yes, I recognize that irony, I revel in it.
Enjoy.
1. When people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively"
2. When your zipper is stuck
3. Sand in your swimsuit
4. It's cold enough in the morning that you need a heater, but hot enough in the afternoon you need the air conditioning
5. Your cell phone battery runs out
6. Standing in line to go to the bathroom
7. Sweat on my forehead
8. The blue screen of death
9. This
10. Bacon Soda (Especially bad because it taints the name of bacon)
11. When people say "irregardless"
12. When the milk smells funny
13. Socks (I think the worst part of wearing shoes may be putting on socks first)
14. When there aren't enough free samples at Costco
15. When Darth Vader says, "How is that possible?" (about Luke Skywalker being his son) and you think the Emperor is going to explain the birds and the bees to him.
16. When your clothes blow off
17. This
18. When Greedo shoots first
19. Error 404: Page not found
20. "Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!"
Is there anything I missed? Feel free to share your worst things in the comments.
