Signs of the times.

Real church, real sign. Via Millard Fillmore's Bathtub...

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Analogy of the day.

Bill Maher, via Liberal Values...

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

God knows it's true...

Put down your drink…

…for your screen's sake, and go read Andy Borowitz.

From the "Alternate history" file.

Sarah Palin, responding to a 2006 gubernatorial questionnaire from the arch-conservative Eagle Forum…

Q: Are you offended by the phrase "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?

SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, it is good enough for me and I'll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.

As every schoolboy (and girl) knows (or should), the pledge wasn't even a notion for over a century after the fathers founded. Officially, in fact, John McCain is older than the Pledge of Allegiance.

Hat tip to Sir Charles

Good question…

…from Mr. Natural, naturally.

If there was a god, would it forgive us?