Thank goodness…

McConnell to Obama: You're no Margaret Thatcher

At least Barry's got that going for him.

Headline of the day.

From The Plum Line…

Palin says nothing in particular about Egypt, still gets headlines

Copied to the "Signs of the apocalypse" file.

From the "Signs of the times" file.

Founder of 'Civility Project' Calls It Quits

From the "Signs of the apocalypse" file.

"Glee" cast passes Beatles for Billboard record

Thank you, Mr.President...

Obama slams GOP for stalling jobless benefits

More, please.

Rand Paul Headline of the Day.

Rand Paul Distances Himself From Rand Paul

Hopefully Kentucky will keep him distant from DC.

Headline of the day.

The Village Voice takes the prize...

Scott Brown Wins Mass. Race, Giving GOP 41-59 Majority in the Senate

Hat tip to DougJ at Balloon Juice.

Dear Washington Post…

…if your headline begins "Obama Criticized…", well, that's not really news, is it?

Love,

Upper Left.

Confidential to Meghan…

…OK, I won't.

From the "Déjà vu all over again" file.

MSNBC…

Insurers now Obama’s top foe on health bill

Wow, I'm sure no one saw that coming.

Crossfile this one under "Duh headline of the day."

Don't just stand there...

Gates open to more troops in Afghanistan

…close 'em!

Nope.

General: U.S. should be out of Iraq by late 2011

Nope, the U.S. should have been out long ago.

Should have stayed out altogether, in fact.

Sadly, we don't seem quite ready to do what we should do now, either.

Yep, we're having fun now.

Sir Charles…

For the first time in eight years I am looking forward to reading the morning newspapers.

Me too...

Bush's 'War' On Terror Comes to a Sudden End

Obama slams companies for squandering bailout funds

$20 billion clean energy bill clears hurdle

Obama to reverse foreign abortion rule

Intelligence Pick Calls Torture Immoral, Ineffective

Actually, no...

Paul Constant'a headline inquiry...

Remember When We Cared About John McCain's Genitals?

…hadn't crossed my mind until you asked.

Thanks for that.

Not.

I keep meaning to…

…pull together a Headlines piece, because I really want to use this one...

U.S. exports bras, bull semen to Iran

Kinda deserves its own space, though, doncha think?

Headlines?

We are the headlines…

Washington Is the Contest du Jour

Popping over to the library now to see if they can use a hand setting up.

I'm about 75% sure right now, with uncommitted slipping to second place. Not enough to announce, though. We'll see how it plays out.