Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart

If you thought this website wasn't going to honor Sir Patrick Stewart, you haven't been paying attention.

Stewart, first as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and then as Professor X has brought this self-professed geek hundreds and hundreds of hours of sci-fi happiness. All over the internet people are posting their favorite Patrick Stewart stories. Let me add my favorite: the time he met pop superstar Sting. If you have 3 minutes to spare, give it a listen. 

Bring on the Pagan Celebrations!

We went to our ward's Halloween party last night. Everything about this gag is true.

Zombie at the Pulpit

I had such an incredible response this week that I had to break up your captions into three images.

Credits:

…serve God… (abby.vdg)

FTOYWDKM, let’s connect... (Anonymous)

I trace my pioneer... (Anonymous)

FTOYWDKM, that’s probably... (jena_vdg)

I can't wait... (Christy Hasenoehrl Lloyd)

As a dyslexic zombie... (Steve Howarth)

FTOYWDKM, you probably... (The Jack of all Carrs)

I’m up here... (hockeyaid4)

Brothers and sisters... (Anonymous)

I know Church... (Miranda Sparish)

Coming this October… (The Jack of all Carrs)

Credits:

Welp, we’ve got... (Ethan Hall)

Leave it to our bishop... (Eric Lee Nelson)

Maybe baptisms... (Marc Feickert)

I’ve never heard.. (Jeff Grvs)

Wow! Not even death... (Sonny)

When I heard… (Elizabeth Francis Peterson)

The scariest thing... (ericvdg)

Best testimony... (Chris Brown)

Talk about… (Anonymous)

Yo, what's up… (The Jack of all Carrs)

How long… (Sonny)

Credits:

Maybe asking… (Josh Leal)

Bishop, I'm not sure... (TR Nichols)

The meeting's only… (Matthew Bird)

Do you think… (Phil Shell)

His testimony… (Rand Benjamin Einfeldt)

Someone forgot... (Sandy Cooper Larson)

I wonder if they're... (Cade Bushnell)

Talk about... (Misty Zaebst)

When they said... (Phillip Lundgreen)

Is this talk... (Natalie Edwards Johnson)

Are you sure… (Fred Van Weerd)

Missionary Curfews

Today's gag features a homage to what might be my favorite recurring character from Kevin Beckstrom's website: the mission president. He's published dozens of these gags over the years although his version of the mission president never looks quite as angry as mine. He's also never had to deal with a vampire and werewolf companionship before either (although he has had a number of zombies*).

*Which isn't surprising if you follow Kevin's work (which you totally should).

Caption Contest: Zombie at the Pulpit

Help me come up with another Halloween-themed gag. Give me your best caption to this comic. I'm closing submissions end of day Thursday.

Book of Abraham Manuscript

Poor Elders Hammer and King have been at it for so long that they are now teaching all the Universal monsters for a second or third time.

FTOYWDKM Halloween!

I'm sure none of you are surprised to see a Halloween-themed FTOYWDKM gag. Believe me that while the characters featured in today's post might be scary, any talk that starts with FTOYWDKM is terrifying!