"Yeah, you smell donu- WAIT DONUTS?!" I got up and ran out of my office, nearly knocking over my bottle of Jack Daniels and Chase's chair in the process (with him in it, mind you). I had bolted down the hallway, through some double doors nearly falling over on my ass (but avoiding said punishment by keeping my body balanced) and skidded to a halt. In the cafeteria, just as I had suspected, they were selling donuts.
For cheap.
I swear I almost pissed myself in epic glee.
After buying myself and Chase some chocolate-coated donuts dipped in awesomesauce (aka more chocolate) I walked around with a chocolatey mouth, still taking occasional greedy bites out of my treat for today's paperwork. I paused at a conference room with the fat officers inside. I waved my donut and winked with a grin, watching one of them pout slightly and another scowl irritably, though when I noticed the Head Fatguy get up out of his chair, I bolted down the hallway again and into my office.
I sat down with an accomplished smirk on my face, and sipped the coffee I picked up at the cafeteria along with the donut.