An Epiphany. And Other Stuff.
Shawnna: I have decreed that Cheyenne will not be a Southern Baptist
Robert: Jehovah's Witness, then?
Amadei: Everyone knows that Chy's going to be Mormon.
Robert: Or maybe a Scientologist
Shawnna: Y'all are going to Hell. Catholic or Pagan are her only options.
Robert: I'm an atheist, so I already have a reservation in Dis.
Shawnna: She can be one of them, too!
Robert: I occasionally flirt with deism during brief moments of insanity.
Amadei: Amadeism?
Robert: Well, that would be up to you, now wouldn't it?
Amadei: I'm always up for having new worshippers.
Robert: I'm an atheist, remember? Part of the reason for that is that I don't worship without tangible benefits.
Amadei: There are tangible benefits to worshipping me. Sometimes you get books in the mail.
Robert: I already receive books in the mail despite my godless ways.
Amadei: The books will stop until moral improves.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: http://bit.ly/HtarR is what I just got to wear with that black dress
Robert: Pretty. Picture of the dress?
Amadei: Work blocks Victoria's Secret. Go to http://tinyurl.com/kmska5 for pics. Mine's in black.
Robert: Convertible? Does that mean the top comes down?
Amadei: Only if you're lucky.
Robert: And that's why I'm an atheist.
Amadei: Your chances of getting lucky would improve exponentially if you converted to Amadeism.
Robert: What do I need to do to prove my piousness?
Amadei: Worship, tithe, etc.
Robert: Amāhu akbar
Amadei: Good start.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: Amadeism: the belief that somehow, someway, there is an Amadei out there looking after you.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: You want me to send you Jennifer Government?
Robert: Sure, but I'm still undecided on converting.
[ . . . ]
Robert: Damn it. My phone's broken, I think, and I'm not eligible for a new or discounted one (up to $30.00 off a more expensive one) until 08/03/09. I don't even use it much, but feel like I've lost a limb without having it with me. This is going to be a long two weeks.
Amadei: At least...at least we have Twitter.
Robert: I will need your number again. The battery not being recognized means I've lost all my contacts, too. Fucking phones.
Amadei: I assume when you get your new phone, eh?
Robert: Yeah. I'm getting a BlackBerry, so I might ask for full contact info. Will probably do an LJ entry and harass people to fill it out
Amadei: My cell phone number's on my Facebook--provided you don't copy down the wrong number.
Robert: Yeah, but I want a centralized page with all this information.
Amadei: You're so needy.
Robert: I don't need a lot of things. I can get by with nothing. Of all the blessings life can bring, I've always needed something, but I've got all I want when it comes to loving you. You're my only reason; you're my only truth. I need you.
Amadei: I feel serenaded.
Robert: That is the official song of Amadeism. As the founding disciple, I get to decide things like this.
Amadei: So you've decided to officially convert, then?
Robert: Sure. I don't see any drawbacks, and the potential benefits are worth it. Amāhu akbar.
Amadei: Awesome. I shall prepare a Sermon on the Mount.
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So, the phone I was only wanting yesterday is now officially a need. I dropped my current phone in the parking lot last night, and the battery popped out. I put it back in but it wouldn't turn on, so then I tried charging it and it told me it doesn't recognize my battery.
I was already planning on replacing it soon, anyway, so I tried upgrading last night and couldn't because 08/03/09 is when I'm next eligible for a free or discounted model. If I upgrade now, I have to pay full retail price, which is $500.00 for the phone I want, and I'm not buying a cheaper model just to hold me over, so I'm going to be without a phone for the next two weeks. I don't even use my phone much, but feel like I've lost a limb (okay, maybe a toe. One of the pinkies) without having it with me.
Robert: Jehovah's Witness, then?
Amadei: Everyone knows that Chy's going to be Mormon.
Robert: Or maybe a Scientologist
Shawnna: Y'all are going to Hell. Catholic or Pagan are her only options.
Robert: I'm an atheist, so I already have a reservation in Dis.
Shawnna: She can be one of them, too!
Robert: I occasionally flirt with deism during brief moments of insanity.
Amadei: Amadeism?
Robert: Well, that would be up to you, now wouldn't it?
Amadei: I'm always up for having new worshippers.
Robert: I'm an atheist, remember? Part of the reason for that is that I don't worship without tangible benefits.
Amadei: There are tangible benefits to worshipping me. Sometimes you get books in the mail.
Robert: I already receive books in the mail despite my godless ways.
Amadei: The books will stop until moral improves.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: http://bit.ly/HtarR is what I just got to wear with that black dress
Robert: Pretty. Picture of the dress?
Amadei: Work blocks Victoria's Secret. Go to http://tinyurl.com/kmska5 for pics. Mine's in black.
Robert: Convertible? Does that mean the top comes down?
Amadei: Only if you're lucky.
Robert: And that's why I'm an atheist.
Amadei: Your chances of getting lucky would improve exponentially if you converted to Amadeism.
Robert: What do I need to do to prove my piousness?
Amadei: Worship, tithe, etc.
Robert: Amāhu akbar
Amadei: Good start.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: Amadeism: the belief that somehow, someway, there is an Amadei out there looking after you.
[ . . . ]
Amadei: You want me to send you Jennifer Government?
Robert: Sure, but I'm still undecided on converting.
[ . . . ]
Robert: Damn it. My phone's broken, I think, and I'm not eligible for a new or discounted one (up to $30.00 off a more expensive one) until 08/03/09. I don't even use it much, but feel like I've lost a limb without having it with me. This is going to be a long two weeks.
Amadei: At least...at least we have Twitter.
Robert: I will need your number again. The battery not being recognized means I've lost all my contacts, too. Fucking phones.
Amadei: I assume when you get your new phone, eh?
Robert: Yeah. I'm getting a BlackBerry, so I might ask for full contact info. Will probably do an LJ entry and harass people to fill it out
Amadei: My cell phone number's on my Facebook--provided you don't copy down the wrong number.
Robert: Yeah, but I want a centralized page with all this information.
Amadei: You're so needy.
Robert: I don't need a lot of things. I can get by with nothing. Of all the blessings life can bring, I've always needed something, but I've got all I want when it comes to loving you. You're my only reason; you're my only truth. I need you.
Amadei: I feel serenaded.
Robert: That is the official song of Amadeism. As the founding disciple, I get to decide things like this.
Amadei: So you've decided to officially convert, then?
Robert: Sure. I don't see any drawbacks, and the potential benefits are worth it. Amāhu akbar.
Amadei: Awesome. I shall prepare a Sermon on the Mount.
---
So, the phone I was only wanting yesterday is now officially a need. I dropped my current phone in the parking lot last night, and the battery popped out. I put it back in but it wouldn't turn on, so then I tried charging it and it told me it doesn't recognize my battery.
I was already planning on replacing it soon, anyway, so I tried upgrading last night and couldn't because 08/03/09 is when I'm next eligible for a free or discounted model. If I upgrade now, I have to pay full retail price, which is $500.00 for the phone I want, and I'm not buying a cheaper model just to hold me over, so I'm going to be without a phone for the next two weeks. I don't even use my phone much, but feel like I've lost a limb (okay, maybe a toe. One of the pinkies) without having it with me.
