Cracker Jack and the White Chocolates has been called "the best sober stoner-rock band ever" by its own guitarist. Hailing from Buttfuck (Canton), MI, these three musicians are on a quest to destroy anyone's concept of genre by blending various styles of music and topping it with absurd lyrics that either have no meaning or hold the answer to the meaning of life (that one's Boris Yeltsin). You'll never know what to expect from us, except that it'll be awesome.