Evanness is next to Godliness

Evanness is next to Godliness

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

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[May. 14th, 2005|11:49 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

flipflopson5th

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[	music	\|	Arthur H: Le Sculpteur Aveugle	]

Hey...

oldwhore...I know you have his mouth, so let me ask you this while I'm down on my knees. May I have his lips? Mostly because they're ever so cute in the first picture of him on the user info!

If you let me do this, I will appease you with sexual favors...umm...I mean...brownies?

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[May. 7th, 2005|03:42 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

silencethestars

I claim Evan's plastic surgery scar from the mole he had removed on his back... or his finger gouge. Beat that!

Evan, you're so e-popular.

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[May. 3rd, 2005|11:22 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

plastic_planets

I want to claim his penis.

Just because it's wrong, kind of mean, and nobody has.

I'm sorry Evan. If you want your penis back, you can have it. Really.

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[May. 4th, 2005|04:05 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

fireypriory

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I claim Evan's eyes! They're so purty and blue. I was going to claim his butt, but I thought it was a little creepy, so I guess his butt is still up for grabs (hah!). Besides, his eyes are so nice! And I could use a new pair anyway, mine are defective. ::points at glasses::

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[May. 3rd, 2005|11:42 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

cantgetenough

i get his pierced eyebrow. because its there.

did you know eyebrows prevent sweat from going in your eyes? now you know my part has a funkytion.

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claimclaimclaim

[May. 3rd, 2005|10:22 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

_alantie

Evan's flat boy/girl belly is mine.

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another world wonder, baby

[May. 3rd, 2005|09:26 pm]

OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

oldwhore

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[	music	\|	decemberists - engine driver	]

though i am infatuated phallicly, i decided to be a good girl and claim the oh so attractively and openly displayed cavern that is evan's mouth. it's always open and inviting and looking mmm mmm tasty. HOT.

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