Dear Fuckwit Customers,
If you have no idea what a product is, then I will be happy to explain it to you. However, while I am pleasently explaining, do NOT ask me if i think you're stupid. Do NOT tell me that you think i'm patronizing you. Don't tell me that you are going to go somewhere else because I'm treating you unfairly. You're the one who asked about the paint in the first place. You're the one who needs an explination because you're "only doing this for fun" and "have never done this before". I responded to your plea for help.
After that? No fucking way am I giving you a discount. You're NOT a student if you're doing this at home for fum. Don't try to bullshit me.
Oh, and even if we DID accept checks, I still wouldn't take one from you.
No Love,
Me
If you have no idea what a product is, then I will be happy to explain it to you. However, while I am pleasently explaining, do NOT ask me if i think you're stupid. Do NOT tell me that you think i'm patronizing you. Don't tell me that you are going to go somewhere else because I'm treating you unfairly. You're the one who asked about the paint in the first place. You're the one who needs an explination because you're "only doing this for fun" and "have never done this before". I responded to your plea for help.
After that? No fucking way am I giving you a discount. You're NOT a student if you're doing this at home for fum. Don't try to bullshit me.
Oh, and even if we DID accept checks, I still wouldn't take one from you.
No Love,
Me
