Between the newsreel and my tiny pain
something underwhelming in the woodshed
Journal created:
on 9 January 2003 (#847031)
Updated:
on 23 May 2010
Name:
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Great Things About Me
1) I am biodegradable.
2) Your blood will not turn to dust unless you look directly at me.
3) I am Y2K ready.
4) I am quite good at untangling string.
5) I do not require batteries.
6) I have stylable hair that really grows!
7) I speak a language.
8) I can easily be appeased or distracted with tea.
9) My prehensile tail.
10) My allegorical significance.
11) The penguin that lives in my mind.
12) I do not have weapons of mass destruction.
14) I omit "unlucky" numbers because I am considerate of the superstitious.
15) I attract sheep.
16) My bioluminescence can be used to detect the presence of cheese.
1) I am biodegradable.
2) Your blood will not turn to dust unless you look directly at me.
3) I am Y2K ready.
4) I am quite good at untangling string.
5) I do not require batteries.
6) I have stylable hair that really grows!
7) I speak a language.
8) I can easily be appeased or distracted with tea.
9) My prehensile tail.
10) My allegorical significance.
11) The penguin that lives in my mind.
12) I do not have weapons of mass destruction.
14) I omit "unlucky" numbers because I am considerate of the superstitious.
15) I attract sheep.
16) My bioluminescence can be used to detect the presence of cheese.
mediaeval elephants
