estronauts's Journal

Taken and altered slightly from hormone_ravaged

Pregnant? Just delivered? Visiting with Dear Old Aunt Flow? Tired? Overwhelmed? Hubby, boyfriend, lover, or even ex driving you nuts because they don't understand your pain and suffering? Other children making you wish you had your tubes tied before being invaded by the enemy's sperm yet again? Want to scream at the top of your lungs just because? Sick of hoity-toity communities that quiver at the use of foul language?

You have come to the right place. Here, we recognize that we are all human. We have bad days. We rant. We rage. F-bombs are known to explode around here. And sometimes, nothing but a string of them will suffice. We don't care.

Complain about how you feel, what a jerk your significant other is, how you want the energy sucking demon in your belly to JUST.COME.OUT. VENT HERE! This is YOUR safe space to do so.

Membership is no longer open for application. If you want to join estronauts, you need to be nominated by an existing member.

There is only one rule here (well, that's not true, there is more than one, but they all relate): We are all going through similar things. We do not bash anyone else who is a member. We must bond in these trying times, not divide. Bashing other communities and non-members? Be my guest.

And, if you think that we will hate you because you are a babyslinging, no vaxxin, homeschooling, natural birthin', cloth diapering breastfeeder... unless you have the holier than thou attitude like some people or some communities or worse yet, communities like the aforementioned with mods like the aforementioned who believe in censoring anything that goes against their warped, delusional way of life is a-okay (because heaven for-fucking-bid that there should be DIVERSITY among us), we will accept you with open arms. We are not like those type of robots, er, people. Because even babyslinging, no vaxxin, homeschooling, natural birthin', cloth diapering breastfeeders have hormones, too.

IN OTHER WORDS: This community DOES NOT advance, advocate, advise, argue for, back, bless, bolster, boost, brace up, build up, campaign for, champion, countenance, defend, encourage, favor, further, go for, go with, hold with, justify, plead for, plug, plump for, press for, promote, propose, push, recommend, root for, say so, side, speak for, spread around, stump for, support, thump for, tout, uphold, urge, vindicate ANY specific type of birthing or parenting.

If you are a former member and you left or were booted out because of drama between you and another member of the community, you need to re-apply, as you're not guaranteed a spot. You'll be subject to a vote like everyone else.

That's all, thank you, come again!