i loathe trianing new people! ugh....
Are you a crackhead? Serial killer/rapist? Do you ride the short bus to school? If so, then have we got the job for you!
Apply now to work at Lonestar Steakhouse and Saloon. We are an equal opportunity employer. This means we hire black, white, red, yellow, retarded, cracked out...you name it, we'll take it. Can't speak English? No problem! Like to steal money? Perfect! If this sounds like you, then get on over to the nearest bus stop and come on by and fill out an application. We WILL hire you on the spot.
**normal people need not apply**
Oh, and don't forget to grab your baby daddy and take the kids out to eat. They eat for free! It's ok if you don't tip well, Lonestar's employees love working for nothing!
**normal people need not apply**
if only this wasn't true...
Apply now to work at Lonestar Steakhouse and Saloon. We are an equal opportunity employer. This means we hire black, white, red, yellow, retarded, cracked out...you name it, we'll take it. Can't speak English? No problem! Like to steal money? Perfect! If this sounds like you, then get on over to the nearest bus stop and come on by and fill out an application. We WILL hire you on the spot.
**normal people need not apply**
Oh, and don't forget to grab your baby daddy and take the kids out to eat. They eat for free! It's ok if you don't tip well, Lonestar's employees love working for nothing!
**normal people need not apply**
if only this wasn't true...
