| Minions Unite! |
[24 Sep 2005|12:32am] |
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We should get advertisements. And a club at the library.
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| YES!!!!!!! |
[03 Aug 2005|09:46am] |
I am 86% Evil Genius. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
Yea, that's why I'm The Evil Overlord and your not.
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[26 Jul 2005|06:51pm] |
Recently one of my brothers stumbled upon a new feature from the lovely people at Google: you can now gain access to pictures from a satellite, and rather detailed pictures they are as well. It is called "Google Earth" (very original). The start screen is an image of the earth, but you can zoom up to see specific countries, cities, towns, neighborhoods and houses. My brother proceeded to emphasize the possible ways to take advantage of this technology, slowly zooming in on St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City in a movie he called, "Atheist Bombing". Still, many facters prevent detailed stalking using this: first, at the highest resolution the most detail you get makes any people you see as tiny blobs on the screen. Second, they're all pictures from months ago. When he zoomed in on our old house you could see the black blob of our car parked in the front.
Despite these shortcomings, it can be used to impliment our means.
Things for minions to look up:
-Locations of powerful Political Leaders, including (but not limited to) the President of the United states of America
-Australia, to look for Kangaroos
-Your own house, to pinpoint possible weaknesses in a seige or battle
-The various schools around town, to help plan your eventual revenge there
There are many other ways to help your Master using this technology. The best ones will get a (virtual) cookie!
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| Onigiri! |
[24 Jul 2005|03:30pm] |
FEAST YOUR EYES (but not your tounge... heh heh) ON OUR MAGNIFICENT ONIGIRI!
And the Master in repose:
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| The minion armada |
[24 Jul 2005|12:50am] |
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If you’re already a member of the armada offline, send me a note, and I'll put you on as a member here. However, if you’re a net joiner, you'll have to go through some screening process via AIM. IM me for that.
We have unofficial offices, and these are subject to change, with the exception of EO, Evil Overlord, because that will always be me.
Head Minion- Onion ::hopeful-gaze::
Zombie leader- Seb
Admin./ Accountant- Hagan
Cupcake Manger- Anna ::EdgyWolfDragon::
Scribe- Rasa
Advisors- Molloy and Emma
Tech Master- Rubber Chicken
Weapons Master- Tad
Historian- Halley
If you see this and disagree with your position, will be persuaded other wise.
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| INTRODUCTION |
[22 Jul 2005|09:01pm] |
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Hello everyone!
This community was made under the permission of The Evil Overlord. If you are reading this page, chances are you are now part of her minion army. Don't worry! When her reign of terror begins, you will have a much higher chance of surviving!
As a minion, you are required to serve your master to help fufill her quest of world domination. Her word is absolute, and she will rule. This is not a possibility, but the definate outcome!
Possible ways you could have been chosen:
1) You sold your soul directly to the overlord.
2) You sold your soul to me, aka Onion. Usually this was accomplished through chocolate chip cookies.
3) You were forced into giving your soul through threats and/or to pay back a debt.
4) Your soul was already owned by someone who later gave/lost their soul to The E.O.
5) We asked you, you said 'sure!' and we signed you up.
Oftentimes the exchange of souls involves contracts. However, a verbal agreement is also effective. A contract mostly serves as further proof in the case of an attempt to escape.
That's enough for now. Remember, being a minion is fufilling and may save your life; and in any case, you cannot escape! Have fun!
~Onion, Head Minion-y Thingy
NOTE: Minion Ranks will be posted soon. Be ready for your call to service!
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Remember: We're always watching