House Smut!

ZOMG HOUSE.

You love the man and his cane don't you?! LOVE THE DAMN CRIPPLE. Now that we have that across, go write porn of him!

We wants House Porn, but we'll take anything from G rated House Fics to Cuddy on Cameron. Just have fun, and post things! Post art, post voice clips, post YouTube Videos of Chase banging House's cane. WHATEVER. We want it!


"One caveat: I've now moved past threesomes. I'm into foursomes."
- House; The Mistake

Ze Rules:
1. 18+ Reading R - NC-17 fics. If you're underage, please oh please don't comment on them. We'd rather not know. We're just hoping you're 18 or older when you do.
2. LOCK +18 posts! If you're found not doing this, prepare to get yowled at and cussed out.
3. SPREAD THE WORD! While not really a rule we'd like it if it happened.
4. Please be literate. We're not talking OH MY GOD you misspelled cookie accidentally DIE Literacy. We'd just like to be able to tell that what you're writing is a fic and not a random cry for help typed by the feet of a baby in its sleep. Thank you. (If you do hear of such a Baby, please call House. The Case sounds... Interesting.)
5. HousexCane for all! "Lupus, Lupus, Could be Lupus, Could be, Could be, Could be Lupus, Could be Lupus, Could be Lupus, Could be, Could be, Not."


Moderators:
cat_silver/kichigai_neko - Cat Silver
bite_my_sitar - Zai-Sama

Screw it, no moderation for your joining! You come, you join, you turn out to be under 18 and reading porn and I'll ban you. Got me? BANNED Bish.