| Yugo, as in the car |
[21 Aug 2008|08:23pm] |
Here are some Yugo jokes. I like 'em! ;)
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. Miracle
Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack
Why were sidewalks invented?
So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
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| Learning |
[15 Mar 2008|03:56am] |
I'm not sure if this community is active or not anymore, but I guess I may as well try.
I am currently trying to teach myself Croatian. I constructed a very simple message and am curious as to how correct it is. Please correct me:
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Dobra večer, kako ste?
Ja sam Rob. Tko ste vi? Gavorite li hrvatski? Učim hrvatski. Gavorim malo.
Hvala!
do viđenja,
Rob
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| А шта сте? |
[30 Jan 2008|07:32pm] |
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Ако нисте Балкан?
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| Where to go on the Adriatic |
[23 Sep 2007|10:44am] |
Bok!
I'm thinking of taking a honeymoon on the Northern Adriatic. We're looking at Porec, Brijuni... or even Maya's favourite, Rabac! It would be cool to go to Trieste as well. I've never been to Istra or anywhere in the northern Adriatic, so give me some suggestions as to where we should go. It would be ideal to go somewhere with nice beaches and fun things to do at night but in a city that's not totally crazy.
Hvala!
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[18 Dec 2006|08:18pm] |
Zdravo! Zovem se Aimee, i ja sam iz Amerike, ali u ono doba učim i živim u Rusiji. Ovde vreme je hladno... :(
Hoću naučiti hrvatski jezik (stoga što on prekrasan) i putovati tamo, ležati u plaže pod suncem....
anyway.. that was my first-ever attempt at Croatian. Correct mistakes please? :)
I have been learning since... today... so there are bound to be lots of errors.
Thank you!
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| Lean Croatians |
[16 Nov 2006|03:53pm] |
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So I took my Canadian friend to Croatian mass on Sunday. She enjoyed it. She also commented that none of the Croatians there are overweight. This is good. I thought I would share this commentary with you guys.
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| Job in Croatia |
[26 Oct 2006|10:20am] |
Good day!
I'm a Human Recource Manager in the international company (www.asbis.com), Anastasiya. Now we are looking for SALES MANAGERS in Balkan countries and Croatia espesially. Could somebody provide me with the next information: 1) recruitment agencies in this region; 2) job sites in this region.
I would highly appreciate for your help!
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[18 Oct 2006|10:35am] |
Hey, i do need some help... Could someone say how do i write my name in the Cyrillic alphabet?!? How do i write Glauco with that?!
No jokes, please... Any help will be appreciated, thanks! =P
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[28 Aug 2006|01:03pm] |
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Народ! ищщу попутчика для поездки в черногорию и оттуда в сербию. Собираюсь поехать 16 сентября на 2 недели. Кто со мной?
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| Croatian Food |
[17 Aug 2006|06:59pm] |
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Bok! So my office manager is having a potluck dinner party at her house. The theme is multiculturalism. So what Croatian dish/dessert should I bring over? I was thinking burek, but that's something that needs to be warm. It's not as tasty when cold.
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| Ćiro Blažević |
[31 Jul 2006|06:40pm] |
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My parents just came back from Croatia. My dad told me that while in Zagreb at the trznica he met Ćiro Blažević. They shook hands and exchanged some small talk. Ćiro was quite friendly. He then went on his way carrying two suit cases and wearing a white Summer outfit. I thought this was cool.
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| Zagreb |
[26 Jun 2006|10:50am] |
Does anyone here actually live in Zagreb?
It looks like I'll be moving there in September.
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| request, kind of |
[20 Jun 2006|05:18pm] |
I´m looking for people who´d like to let me read their Croatian journals. Since I moved out I don´t have anybody who I can talk to in Croatian regularly, and I don´t want to forget everything! ..it´s already started..
me: half-croatian, living in Germany, female, 26
you: willing to let me read :) I comment fairly often if I think I have to say something (which is usually the case, haha)
Please, anybody?
x-posted to various places
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| Croatia - Japan |
[18 Jun 2006|09:49am] |
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Go Croatia! I wish I was there right now!
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| Hi everybody! |
[17 Jun 2006|03:22pm] |
Hi! I just joined both LJ and this community^^
:D pozdrav iz Dalmacije!
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| 2006 FIFA World Cup |
[12 Jun 2006|06:40pm] |
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So.... who's following it!? The time difference is absolutely killing me and if I wanted to watch them all I'd have to stay up to all hours of the morning. I'm looking forward to the 23rd of June though - Croatia vs Australia (which is where I live). I have to be at the airport at 3am to catch a flight to London that morning and the game will be shown here at 3am, lol. Guess what I'll be doing at the airport before I board the plane?! :)
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