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[Nov. 2nd, 2006|02:32 am]
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Two sides to every joke.
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[Sep. 26th, 2006|02:54 am]
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Mondays mean always falling on your keys.
I currently have a creetive thought or two tumbling through my head at the moment, and lacking pen and paper, i bequeth it to the tubes of the inteweb for safe keeping.
1. Using a small auger or similar device, a large jug or tub, a small chep electric motar, a battery and some way to contol when and for a how long the motar runs, I can feed my cat at a set time, a set amount. That means I can not be woken up at 6 am with her mewing at me for food. And can hopefully manage her fat-ass-ness.
2. I need an icon that is a stick figure poking through a doorway, proclaiming a few bars of "alice's Resturaunt", and then loopin infinida.
3. Gonna update my List of Rules.
4. Got the spec for the Back Bay Pink Sangria from Joe's.
1/2 oz Bicardi Limon
1/2 oz Stoli Raz
1oz Creme De Peche
1oz Watermelon Pucker
3oz White ziffendale
Take a lemon and orange wedge, and an orange slice; squeeze& twist, or muddle them at the bottom of a tall soda glass. Be sure to break the rind to get the best results, hence muddling. Just leave them in the glass. Fill tall soda glass with ice, and add booze. Fill to top with equal parts sour mix and Sprite: shouldn't be more than a 2 ounces each, depending on glass size, feel free to adjust to taste. Shake, don't stir. Drink. It has a kick, but you can drink it fast. Or get a girl to. Upscale using a bottle of WZ for punch. |
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| It all makes sense now... |
[Sep. 13th, 2006|01:38 pm]
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For years, we thought Arizona Smith was the childish hallucination of that crazy guy from fiction class that ridicoulously lampooned Indiana Jones.
Well it did. Only, he didn't come up with it. Much like Kool-aid man, Katy Keen, and the evil Skorch and his band of Thirties, he plagaerised Arizona Smith as well.
There is aparantly a video series for kids chronicalling his adventures while archeologically exploring say, ancient Mesopotamia.
Im more than just a little bit saddened.
Which is why i need a copy of it, right now. |
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| Cause everyone's doin' it |
[Aug. 21st, 2006|03:16 am]
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And seriously, what more reason do you need?
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[Mar. 8th, 2006|03:24 pm]
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have you ever had a car problem that was so asinine the mechanic doesn't even charge you, short of looking at you like you should be riding the short bus instead of driving?
At least the goddamn thing runs now, and it wasn't an actual broken thingie, just a loose wire.
Also, why dont i have spices? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2006|03:37 pm]
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Fuck you New jersey Department of Transportation! Fuck YOU! |
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| blasphomey, and other musing. |
[Feb. 4th, 2006|03:30 am]
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I wonder how much effort it would take to take our old friend Dildo CardBoard Cut-out Jesus©, and make him into Dildo Cardbourd Cut-out Mohhamed, and how many hours after that it would take to have a fatewah declared aginst 38th. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2006|06:15 pm]
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UberSoldier
"ÜberSoldier puts you in the role of a genetically modified super-soldier brought back from beyond the grave, who joins resistance fighters in the struggle to defeat Nazi occupation forces. "
I am intriqued on so many levels by this game. |
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