By the way
None of you matter.

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Uh oh!

Not so anonymous shit-starting!

But which member(cock) was it?

ooooooooooooooooooh, drama!


More to come soon from your friendly Tampa dickheads!

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YO YO YO
Yes how is everyone?

I am going to try to see pissjacket on monday, I so badly want to go. sooooo if anyone could hook me up with transpertatoin, that would rock...

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Hey there boys and girls, its yer friendly neighborhood child porn star.
Hey all you PissJacket fans.

I just added a shit load of people to the list of people we think are cool.

If you dont want anything to do with PissJacket, then comment to us telling us you are stupid, and we will take you off the list.

Otherwise, welcome to PissJacket's LJ, and use it for upcoming news, shows, and other horseshit like that.

Current Mood: awake

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One great show and coke in your nose
August 17th, silver platter Gabe says . . .

Line up?
Yeah we'll be doing about 8 of the old songs and hopefully 4 new ones . . .

Sometime soon some songs should be available at
http://www.mp3.com/pissjacket

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The sound!
So this weekend Kyle and I (Cory) agreed that we were tired of the jokes/rude shit. So we started Saturday off as a new band, like we've never played together before. We had discussed what we wanted to sound like and it came out perfect. Its absolutely different, but you'd swear you heard it somewhere. It sounds like a hectic mix of Rancid and Nirvana, topped with Gabe's Scream-O, angry/sorta-emotion vocals, its just fucking ungodly. We finished two new songs, and we plan on chopping up the old set for parts.

See you all shortly,

Pissjacket

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100% official
PissJacket is back. With no space. IncuChris AKA Turtle is the bomb fucking drummer, and Gabes vocals are pretty fucking tight. We practiced last weekend, and Chris and Gabe had all their shit together, it was like we didn't miss a day. If you know any bands, or any venues, get in touch with us and let us know. We're doing this shit again, and this time, it doesn't look like anyone will be quitting, no offense of course.

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Popularity?
Having lots of buddies on your buddy list, doesn't mean you have a lot of friends. Just some info for you internet friend having losers.

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Goldfinger...
$17 bucks, not as exciting as I thought. They have a new guitarist, AND bassist. . . And they are both gay, the guitarist cracks jokes like a 14 year old and looks like fag-ass Mark McGrath. We did get to hit people though, which feels good. Some kid tripped me because I was moshing 'too hard' So Gabe tossed himself ontop of the kid and I kicked him in the knee cap. Does it make us feel manly? No, because we are gay. Its just fun to do. Gabe did a flip off the stage. Butt in the air, what a fag. (begin sarcasm)Then we came back to my place and rimmed each other all night long(/end sarcasm). Oh and I kicked some big fat ass kid in an AAA shirt in his ass, because he was a moron.

Moron: See mirror. Ex: ex-girlfriend

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After me
there was he.
After he
there was him.
after him
there was they.
then you contracted AIDS.

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Chronicles of the Turtle . . .
This is about the coolest band in the world, they are tampa locale, so you won't find 'em anywhere but here. Take Garth Brooks' voice, make him sing like Elvis (who I love, because Im gay), put it to Sublime style music, then give them Piss Jackets attitude and sense of humor. Its oh my god great.

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Look Im leading a war!
OK, so Gabe called me and he tried to tell me about some misc. people that think they are some generals in a war against me, well great. If you have the time for it. I could schedule a fight in with you guys in mid-august, but I don't really care. So when you read this, please stop reading it, because this is the most I'm going to say about you worthlesses.

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Madd Ox is the man . . .

Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restuarant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.

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News
Im an official Microsoft Certified System Administrator . . . Whats that mean? As soon as my internships over, I make bling bling. I've got a headache, and I've got to go crush someone. Later

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First post.
KY Jelly, IncuChris, and Hardcore. What a bunch. . . 70$? I can't wait to see the look on everyones faces. New material, uh huh, already started. Offensive? You bet. Don't have a clue what Im talking about?

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I hear no clucking . . .
I went to dinner with Elizabeth's dad yesterday, we talked for like 2 hours. They really like me, I think thats pretty cool . . . I've got two months let until my lease expires, Liz and I already did the paperwork for our apartment, and I already bought our couch and love seat. It's gonna be cool. Gabe? When are you coming up too look for jobs? Ok, I gotta dip, we are going boating. :)

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