So I realized that the Balls It Up community is now defunct and that I had a broken link. :( Fortunately, I had this ridiculously long, ridiculously ridiculous fic still buried in my gmail. So I'm putting it back up. Because it's funny. Maybe I should finish that Kite/Mizuki fic I abandoned a couple of years ago...
Anyway. Here we go.
Learning to Fall for the Teacher’s Pet
or: all of God’s lambs chase the dragon’s tail sometimes
Warning: Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant ‘sampling’ of movie quotes. Startling abundance of Americanisms. Total disregard of Japanese law, justice system, housing and neighborhood situation and educational system. Exaggeration and bastardization of fanon characterizations. Repeated, ridiculous and pointless description, misrepresentation of Christianity, organized crime and individuals with mental and developmental handicaps. Lolita-complexes of the homosexual variety, pseudo-Kpop-songfic, pimpshoes, improper use of firearms, gangland dramatics and clichéd, unbelievably happy endings.
Summary: Kite goes undercover to protect the Christian son of the prosecution’s star witness. He is, however, completely ill-prepared for the boy who works so hard to secure his attention and – ultimately – his affection.
( Crackfic ahoyCollapse )