I just saw this challenge and went OMG FUNZ!! and set right to work. Five pages later and I'm finally done, and I really do think I died last night finishing it. Sooooooooo sorry for the length, I really am.
Title: Saguna-brahman
Pairings: Nothing stated outright, but that's just how I normally right my stuff. However, one may draw inferences to both Gus/Shawn and Lassiter/Shawn, and maybe even Nurse/Shawn if that sort of thing floats your boat. I find that subtle relationships are more fun to write than blatant ones, really.
Word Count: 2853 (okay, so I know they asked for 100-1000 words, but I just couldn't stop writing!)
Rating: Pg-13
Summary: Shawn gets these awful headaches just behind his left temple that make his eye start up with that tick again and distract him when he tries to review the evidence. He thinks it might be the lighting of the office, which has never bothered him before, but he can't explain it otherwise, and doesn't bother trying.
Spoilers: For the pilot (obviously) and up to at least the second episode, because that's when Juliet shows up, and that's when Shawn ends up in the hospital besides. So I guess as long as you've seen the first two episodes you're okay. Just remember folks, Shawn is not really a psychic.
Warnings: A grand whopping total of two curse words (if even that) and a bit of Shawn-whumping all around. Slash if you'd like, some mother-henning from the guys and a weird sort of abstract, present tense style that makes for really fun sentences, but very little information. Also, I couldn't resist from giving this thing a plot, even if I'm the only one who really knows what said plot is.
Disclaimer: Don't own Psych, wish I did, then I could make them show more episodes NOW. Christ, this show has some of the best dialogue I have ever seen. ...heard. Whatever.
Notes: Of course, this isn't due until tomorrow, but I figure early is better than late any day. Right?
(Shawn was one of those kids who stuck a penny in the light socket, and his father let him learn the hard way. Only, Shawn never really did learn.)