
Summary: There is something rotten in the state of Andalucía.
Ships: (present) Fernando/Olalla, Sergio/Fernando, Stevie/Xabi, Raúl/Guti (in the future) David/Iker, Bojan/BB Serge, Cristiano/Kaká
Disclaimer: Minus the Gladiator-esque themes, I own everything except for the footballers themselves. None of this happened and certainly none of them are actual royalty. Except probably Xabi.
Title blatantly stolen from the Muse song of the same name. Consider it the theme song.
Standing Note: Andalucía is a region of Spain, certainly not its own kingdom (or at least it hasn’t been for a good 500 years). Consider this an AU Spain in an AU world structure. Andalucía was chosen because of the presence of Cordoba within its boundaries and the historical connections Cordoba has to royalty/monarchy. I do not claim to know a thing about Andalusian culture, so again. AU AU AU.
Chapter: V. Various; Part B. The Church and Knights
Word Count: ~7600
Chapter Ships & Characters: Raúl/Guti ; Iker Casillas, Roy Hodgson, Jesús Navas, Gonzalo Higuaín, Fernando Torres, Kaká, Cristiano Ronaldo
Chapter Rating: PG-16
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: And now for your tri-monthly update of Knights. There isn’t much to say, except, again, I apologize for how far and in-between the chapters have been. It’s difficult to balance so many WIPs, ngl, but I haven’t abandoned this by a long shot.
Again, a pretty plot-heavy chapter, but as reward for getting through this chapter, we will (FINALLY) return to yr regularly-scheduled characters-and-gay-you-actually-care-abo

Ships: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, Raúl/Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Summary: One man dead, another accused. Can the legal team of Alonso, González, & Casillas save Cristiano Ronaldo? Lawyer AU. Uh.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph. A l s o I know jack-all about the law tbh, that’s why I’m trying to get in to law school. So this fic brought to you by episodes of Law & Order: SVU and the wonderful legal counsel of Google, Google, & Wikipedia™.
Chapter: Fifth Brief
Word Count: ~12,300…………………… lol let’s not talk about it.
Ships: Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Raúl González/Guti ; pre- Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, pre-Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, pre-Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Raúl González, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Cesc Fàbregas, Steven Gerrard, Guti, Fernando Torres, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, ; CAMEOS: Ryan Babel, David Villa, Mesut Özil, Sir Alexander Ferguson, Vincente Del Bosque
Rating: PG-17 for the usual + strong language
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: Wow, HI. Sorry for the extremely long wait for this chapter & KoC. Graduating sucked up a majority of my life for a while and then I was hit with a rather horrible, terrible, no good, very bad case of writer’s block.
Hopefully we’ve made a breakthrough with this chapter, but if not, hey, here’s an 12K+ chapter to tide you guys over for a while! trololololol.
Thank you for still reading & I hope you enjoy!! ♥
Also a HUGE thank you to

Ships: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, Raúl/Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Summary: One man dead, another accused. Can the legal team of Alonso, González, & Casillas save Cristiano Ronaldo? Lawyer AU. Uh.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph. A l s o I know jack-all about the law tbh, that’s why I’m trying to get in to law school. So this fic brought to you by episodes of Law & Order: SVU and the wonderful legal counsel of Google, Google, & Wikipedia™.
Chapter: Fourth Brief
Word Count: 8,577
Ships: Raúl González/Guti ; pre-Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, pre- Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, pre-Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, pre-Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Raúl González, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Cesc Fàbregas, Steven Gerrard, Guti, Fernando Torres, Gerard Piqué, Xavi Hernández ; (Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, Lionel Messi)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: School + writers block is the most unfortunate combination in existence tbh. I’m going to try to alternate chapters of this w/ Knights but if it’s slow going you may all blame the Powers That Be that have decided that a Bachelor’s Degree is the modern pinnacle of existence. Not that I’m bitter or anything.
This chapter is dedicated to

Ships: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, Raúl/Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Summary: One man dead, another accused. Can the legal team of Alonso, González, & Casillas save Cristiano Ronaldo? Lawyer AU. Uh.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph. A l s o I know jack-all about the law tbh, that’s why I’m trying to get in to law school. So this fic brought to you by episodes of Law & Order: SVU and the wonderful legal counsel of Google, Google, & Wikipedia™.
Chapter: Third Brief
Word Count: 11,003 L O L.
Ships: Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres ; pre-Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, pre-Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, pre-Raúl González/Guti, pre-Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Raúl González, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Cesc Fàbregas, Steven Gerrard, Guti, Fernando Torres, Arsène Wenger, Fernando Llorente, Xavi Hernández, w/ a cameo from Sir Alex Ferguson himself ; (Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká)
Rating: PG-17 for the usual + strong language
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: RaulGuti! ♥

Ships: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fàbregas, Raúl/Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká
Summary: One man dead, another accused. Can the legal team of Alonso, González, & Casillas save Cristiano Ronaldo? Lawyer AU. Uh.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph. A l s o I know jack-all about the law tbh, that’s why I’m trying to get in to law school. So this fic brought to you by episodes of Law & Order: SVU and the wonderful legal counsel of Google, Google, & Wikipedia™.
Chapter: First Brief
Word Count: 3,282
Ships: N/A
Characters: Cesc Fàbregas, Sergio Ramos, Gerard Piqué ; (Káka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: I take the LSAT in T minus Four Days. This absolutely means I should ignore my LSAT FOR DUMMIES book and write about footballers taking them instead.
The IkerCesc is written 100% for
everyforever bc I made her read SerIker & will probably make her read it again.Why can nothing I write be short. I should title everything verbosity obfuscates, not that that would ever teach me anything.
AS ALWAYS, posting this first chapter here if you want to start following & will only post subsequent chapters here when they correspond to the ship! Cheers!
Title: This Christmas Will Be (a very special Christmas, for me)
Stories (in order): Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Bojan Krkić/Sergio Canales, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká, Raúl Gonzalez/Guti, Cesc Fàbregas/Gerard Piqué, Sergio Ramos & Jesús Navas, David Beckham/Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, everyone
Word Count: 10,123
Rating: F for fluffy as snow!
Summary: Eight stories, one Christmas.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph.
Notes: Written for
everyforever and
sugarlungs because they’re losers. Happy ChristGaymas, Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber. :> ♥
This was supposed to be posted way earlier today but I kept getting distracted by certain drunk people playing Kings………….. idk i d k.
Anyway, Happy Holidays to everyone, regardless of what you celebrate! I hope this captures the holiday spirit and our love for these men and this sport and proves to be a special present for each of you! : )
Stories (in order): Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Bojan Krkić/Sergio Canales, Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaká, Raúl Gonzalez/Guti, Cesc Fàbregas/Gerard Piqué, Sergio Ramos & Jesús Navas, David Beckham/Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, everyone
Word Count: 10,123
Rating: F for fluffy as snow!
Summary: Eight stories, one Christmas.
Disclaimer: Not true, broseph.
Notes: Written for
everyforever and This was supposed to be posted way earlier today but I kept getting distracted by certain drunk people playing Kings………….. idk i d k.
Anyway, Happy Holidays to everyone, regardless of what you celebrate! I hope this captures the holiday spirit and our love for these men and this sport and proves to be a special present for each of you! : )
Title: Knights of Cydonia
Summary: There is something rotten in the state of Andalucia.
Characters: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Iker Casillas, Bojan Krkić, Sergio Canales, Gonzalo Higuaín, Xabi Alonso, Olalla Dominguez, Steven Gerrard, Jesus Navas, Raúl González, Guti Hernández, Roy Hodgson, José Mourinho, Cesc Fàbregas, Gerard Piqué, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká
Ships: (present) Fernando/Olalla, (in the future) Sergio/Fernando, David/Iker, Bojan/BB Serge, Stevie/Xabi, Cesc/Piqué, Raúl /Guti, Cristiano/Kaká
Disclaimer: Minus the Gladiator-esque themes, I own everything except for the footballers themselves. None of this happened and certainly none of them are actual royalty. Except probably Xabi.
Title blatantly stolen from the Muse song of the same name. Consider it the theme song.
Chapter: I. Prologue
Word Count: 1,796
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Ships: n/a
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: Happy National Novel Writing Month!
I think I’ll cross-post this beginning chapter to each of the ships’ comms so you can begin following the story if you want, but will only link to the overtly shippy chapters thereafter ahahaha. Unless anyone wants me to link each time I update as opposed to just when the ship appears! IDK basically I just don’t want to flood your flists. : (
SORRY IF THIS INITIAL CHAPTER IS CROSSPOSTED EVERYWHERE!!
Summary: There is something rotten in the state of Andalucia.
Characters: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Iker Casillas, Bojan Krkić, Sergio Canales, Gonzalo Higuaín, Xabi Alonso, Olalla Dominguez, Steven Gerrard, Jesus Navas, Raúl González, Guti Hernández, Roy Hodgson, José Mourinho, Cesc Fàbregas, Gerard Piqué, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká
Ships: (present) Fernando/Olalla, (in the future) Sergio/Fernando, David/Iker, Bojan/BB Serge, Stevie/Xabi, Cesc/Piqué, Raúl /Guti, Cristiano/Kaká
Disclaimer: Minus the Gladiator-esque themes, I own everything except for the footballers themselves. None of this happened and certainly none of them are actual royalty. Except probably Xabi.
Title blatantly stolen from the Muse song of the same name. Consider it the theme song.
Chapter: I. Prologue
Word Count: 1,796
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Ships: n/a
Links: Table of Contents
Notes: Happy National Novel Writing Month!
I think I’ll cross-post this beginning chapter to each of the ships’ comms so you can begin following the story if you want, but will only link to the overtly shippy chapters thereafter ahahaha. Unless anyone wants me to link each time I update as opposed to just when the ship appears! IDK basically I just don’t want to flood your flists. : (
SORRY IF THIS INITIAL CHAPTER IS CROSSPOSTED EVERYWHERE!!
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Title: Decisions to be made
Rating: PG
Pairing: Raúl x Guti
Disclaimer: If this is true, I have more money than Florentino.
Summary: It's the end of the season and Raúl wonders ... ( Fuck heart. Fuck soul. Fuck commitment.Collapse )
Title: The Little Mermaid
Summary: The Little Mermaid with Guti and Raul
Pairing: Raul/Guti, Iker/Cesc, Villa/Silva
Warning: Angst
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is fiction
Fairytale is here
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- Current Mood:
tired - Current Location:bedroom

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