Zombie and pirate jokes
Also, I wish to share some zombie and pirate jokes that 
lysimache and I have recently invented. Please read them in your best zombie and pirate voices.
Q: What did the naval zombie say?
A: Remember the MAAAAAAIIIIIINE.
Q: What did the Roman pirate say?
A: S. P. Q. ARRRRRR.
Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week.
[ETA, 11:31 pm: Heh, you can buy ethyl rubbing alcohol. Not isopropyl. Ethyl's the drinkable one, as far as I know. Weirdness.]
lysimache and I have recently invented. Please read them in your best zombie and pirate voices.Q: What did the naval zombie say?
A: Remember the MAAAAAAIIIIIINE.
Q: What did the Roman pirate say?
A: S. P. Q. ARRRRRR.
Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week.
[ETA, 11:31 pm: Heh, you can buy ethyl rubbing alcohol. Not isopropyl. Ethyl's the drinkable one, as far as I know. Weirdness.]
