Diary, you'll never believe it!! My darling Sonikku is in my house right now! I didn't even have to drug him or anything!

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so I'm making Sonic some incredible chili dogs! The chili is cooking right now. Cream was kind enough to share this chili recipe with me! She would make a good sidekick. I could pass on my knowledge of boys to her when she's older! Oh, Tails and Cream can go on double dates with me and my Sonic! Teehee~

Sonic's sitting in my living room right now. So far, things are going great! We're talking about Shadow's latest attempt on murdering Silver. Honestly, I don't know why Shadow has to be so violent. He needs to find himself a new hobby that doesn't involve killing innocent people. Besides, Silver is my friend. He always gives me great fashion advice!

Anyways, I just wanted to record this moment! I'm sure Sonic will visit me more often after he's had these chili dogs!

Now to get back to my social gathering that highly resembles a date.

Greetings diary journal!

I haven't written anything in quite sometime. What was my last entry?

My interstellar amusement park is finally complete. Nothing can stop me from making Eggmanland a reality! The next time you hear from me, I will be supreme ruler of this planet!

Oh yes. It's all coming back to me. Unfortunately, I have yet to take over the planet. If it wasn't for that horrid little hedgehog and his pesky friends, the humans would be worshipping me! No matter. I've devised a new plan and this time that hedgehog won't be able to stop me!! Yes, I know I say that all the time, but this time I really mean it.

My latest plot is currently in progress. It would be complete by now if Orbot and Cubot weren't worthless pieces of scrap metal! They can't even carry out simple tasks!! I asked Cubot to draw me a bath and two hours later he gave me a picture of a bathtub. UGH!! Orbot is ridiculously lazy! Why did I make him so sassy?

These two fools are driving me insane! Cubot won't stop talking about stuff. He just keeps repeating the word "stuff". What I wouldn't give for the maddening silence of space right now.

Hey there journal!

Ever notice how there never seems to be enough chili dogs around? I ate all the ones that Tails made earlier (even the ones he made for himself, oops) and I was good for a little while. But then I got hungry again an hour later! I was gonna go raid Tails' fridge, but I already ate all his chili dogs earlier, so I decided against that.

And then when I was out walking, I saw Shadow shove Silver into oncoming traffic! What the heck, Shadow?? He was just standing around! Someone could have gotten hurt! Actually, I think someone did get hurt, but I had to high-tail it out of there before I could see what all took place. I'll let someone else deal with the cleanup...

Other than that... It's been quiet lately. Too quiet. That's usually a bad sign! It's okay though, cuz I'm ready to rock and roll!

I'm Shadow the Hedgehog. I'm the one and only ultimate life form!

I need to start all my journal entries with that statement just incase I am stricken with another case of amnesia. There are times when I wish I could simply just forget everything. Today was one of those days.

It seems as though the Commander still holds a grudge against me. The bastard sent me on a solo mission in which I had to help that idiot Vector find the computer room. It was such a pointless "mission". How does it even benefit anyone? After searching the city for three hours, we finally found the computer room. In the library. Vector was looking for the library. Apparently, Vector refers to libraries as "the computer room". I wanted to murder him and the Commander, but I made a promise to Maria and I intend on keeping that promise, even though it is extremely difficult at times.

It gets better, journal. I caught Black Doom spying on me yet again. I will never understand why he sends his disgusting eye to watch me whenever I'm in the bathroom! Doesn't that idiot know that I want nothing to do with him? Maria, why is it that psychopaths want to stalk me? What did I do to deserve such a fate?

At least one good thing happened on this horrible day. I spotted that imbecile, Silver, walking down the street. I used chaos control to teleport behind him and I shoved him into oncoming traffic. It was amusing watching him almost get run over by a car. Almost doesn't count though. I'll have to do better next time.

It's almost time for my daily flashback. You know what they say, a flashback a day keeps the nightmares away!

I don't know if anyone else has heard this, but it's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard! I don't know what that smelly echidna thinks he's doing by writing such... terrible lyrics. I mean, look at this.

This is Knuckles and I’m back
I’ve been away for a while and I’m back to kick some butt at Wild Canyon.

Did you need to say that you were back twice? That seems unnecessary. We heard you the first time.

I shall find all the lost pieces of the Master Emerald here
I’m gonna get those fools
They wanna play with my emeralds?
They’re playin’ with the wrong guy!

Uh, Knuckles, honey, no one wants to play with your "emeralds" so please don't ever say that again.

*Echidona, that’s what im representin'!
Never seen a mic-hog spit like a menace
Wild Canyon, fun I gotta chase a bat huh?
Yeah Rouge, she’s sexy and smooth.

Okay, there are so many things wrong with this. First off, what is an echidona? I even looked it up in the GUN database. Nothing. Maybe Knuckles just forgot what he was...

And what is a mic-hog? And how does it spit like a menace? Does that even make sense? What even is spitting like a menace? I suppose I'll have to ask around on that one...

Chase me? In Wild Canyon? At least this sentence makes sense, but I've never been to Wild Canyon. I was in Dry Lagoon...

WHAT?! How do you know how 'smooth' I am? You creep! Don't ever try to hold my hand again! Ugh!

I am almost too disgusted to continue.

A double cross spot thief that’s out for my jewels, uh
Im feeling her in mysterious ways
That’s why I stay on point like every single day
I gotta protect this place, I do it for my race, uh uh!

I'm a spot thief? What is that?

You're... feeling me in mysterious ways? Get away from me! I am about to file a restraining order against you, echidna! I can't believe what a creep you are.

... I think you're about as far away from 'on point' as a person can be. How do you think I stole your Master Emerald again~?

And why do you need to protect the desert? You're not from there. You're from that crappy floating island. I am fairly certain that your ancestors couldn't care less about the desert.

Yeah, you know how it is
Yo, yo

Throw your hands up
Come on, come on

No, you weirdo. I do not know how it is.

Aint nobody gonna come here and eat my plate, no!
Yo what happened, my emerald’s gone
Somebody gonna get their’s quick, my word is sworn
Who coulda did this, that snitch named Rouge

I don't think too many people go around eating plates, so you're probably safe.

Someone wasn't paying attention~

Of course. I'm sure.

Well, congratulations. You answered your own question~

When I catch her, I’ma get her with this tools
There you are, come here little thief
Think you can fly and get away quick, uh uh!
Give up the emerald, or die, I don’t love you!

.... What tools? You stay the hell away from me. Tools or not.

My natural response would have been to tease you, but right now, I'm too disturbed.

Yes, I do think I can fly and get away quick. Because I know I can~

... Wow, that's a bit harsh, isn't it? Give up or die? And who said anything about love? You're awfully defensive for no good reason. What does that say?

I'd be flattered if I wasn't so disturbed.

I shouldn't even HAVE something like this that can be so easily pried into and read by unwanted eyes.

However, I don't plan on putting sensitive or delicate information out there for the whole world to see.

So with that in mind, I guess I'll have to talk about my newest shiny acquisition~. Whether I got it legally or not, where I got it, well, I'm not going to say anything and I'll let everyone decide on their own...

Actually, I shouldn't talk too much about it... I wouldn't really want to make anyone upset! You know how much I just hate that~ I will say though, it sure does look beautiful in my place!

I think I have some vacation time coming up. It may be time to get out of here for a bit. I wonder if Shadow could use a nice vacation from work too...

Hey journal.

I'm not really sure what I'm doing with this journal thing... I don't really need one. Well whatever. I guess I can tell you about my day.

So I decided that I really gotta learn to pay attention when I'm walking around. I tripped earlier and almost got hit by a car! And then I had to use my psychokinesis to grab his car so he wouldn't run me over! And then I dropped his car, and it got all crunched up... So then I felt bad. And he was really angry. So I had to run away really fast. But I can't run very fast...

Needless to say, it's been a pretty bad day.

You know, now that I think about it, it felt more like a shove than me tripping...

What's up, journal?

I guess you can't really answer that question since you're an inanimate object. This is dumb. I don't understand why Rouge bought me this stupid journal in this first place! It's hard to write with my gigantic hands. How is this suppose to help "keep me sane"? I wouldn't be surprised if that crazy bat-girl put some sort of bomb on one of the pages. I knew this was just another attempt to steal my emerald! Why else would Rouge do something nice? It's going to explode!!


It's been two hours and nothing has happened. I threw this journal in the lake just to be sure, but now it's soaking wet!

I guess Rouge wasn't trying to steal my emerald after all. I wonder if she'll buy another journal for me. I guess I'll stop writing since it's difficult to write on wet paper.

Hey there diary!

Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been busy building some new machines! You just never know when you're gonna need remote activated backup droids! Not to mention assistant helper 'bots! Besides, with Sonic always running off and doing his own thing, I need to pass the time somehow.

I've even rebuilt the Tornado, since it got destroyed by the Egg Carrier! I actually forgot about it until just recently! But I figured that since Sonic's birthday is coming up, I could do that for him. I think he'll be surprised! I even painted it that same bright red color he likes!

Needless to say, I'm pretty excited about it!

Okay, diary, I've gotta get back to work. I just acquired a new high power intake capacitor!

Dear diary,

^_^ I had that dream again~! Sonic and I were finally married and we had ten kids! It was such an amazing dream that I had to capture the image!



We look so happy together! Our children were every color of the rainbow and they looked like flowers...for some strange reason. They didn't have faces either. It doesn't matter!! *-* I'll love our babies even if they look like pineapples! Our babies would be adorable though because Sonic is sooo dreamy~! I need to make this dream into a reality!! SONIC, LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!

Sonic and I are practically engaged already. Yesterday, Sonic stepped on my foot just before running away from me! Physical contact was made, diary! I'm one step closer to becoming Sonic's wife~!

I guess it's time for me to pack up my stuff and set out for an adventure. It's up to me to get this relationship started since Sonic is too shy to ask me out. ^-^ I'm going to hide in his bedroom and then I'll make my move tonight! ♥ ♥

~Amy ♥