Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

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[Jan. 25th, 2005|08:35 pm]

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

heather_hicks

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I dont have a girlfriend, i have a dog.	Mark
See it has nothing to do with how hard you work it all life has to do with is which ass you kiss.	Mark
I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way.	Tom
There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.	Tom
I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked...	Mark
you cant turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someones chicken salad	Tom
I think there's nothing more awkward or stupid looking than a naked guy.	Mark
Mark and i are actually both having childs now, i guess, how weird is that, we actually slept with each other first and none of us got pregnant so we tried sleeping with our wives, and then it happene	Tom
I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.	Tom
please stop undressing me with your eyes while i sit here	Mark
Our biggest hit had a video where we made fun of boy bands. Why we would then be lumped into that is beyond me.	Mark
the first time i masturebated i was 18 and i blew a hole is the shower because i was saving up for so long.	Mark
you know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the we hate Tom band waggon. I've been hating Tom since like 1995, I'm oldschool hatin Tom!	Mark
My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.	Mark
I was always a loner.	Mark

People always throw things at us.

Tom

Screw the people that don't understand.

Mark

It's all on this giant fiberoptic system tied into the Pentagon and they are monitoring everything we do and we're all gonna die.

Tom

you cant turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someones chicken salad

Tom

My idea of total misery is sitting in traffic.

Mark

Mark is ugly,Travis is ugly,I have no friends,I'm pretty much the only cool guy in the band.

Tom

I call everyone stinky butt.

Tom

We don't want to grow up, we never want to grow up!

Tom

I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside

Mark

I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way.

Tom

I see my job in the band as basically to be on stage as the village idiot, to act like a jakeass, and to make a total fool out of myself whenever possable

Mark

Our biggest hit had a video where we made fun of boy bands. Why we would then be lumped into that is beyond me.

Mark

When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder-did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage?

Tom

"Its the Boobie Monster!!"

Tom

Right now people think I'm ugly, but in 150 years they might think I'm handsome.

hey what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? that would suck... you only got three.

Tom

See it has nothing to do with how hard you work it all life has to do with is which ass you kiss.

Mark

I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me.

Tom

Mark and i are actually both having childs now, i guess, how weird is that, we actually slept with each other first and none of us got pregnant so we tried sleeping with our wives, and then it happene

Tom

"Everyone call Tom a F*ck Head!"

Mark

I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was

Tom

you cant turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someones chicken salad

Tom

we're just regular stupid people

Mark

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.

Mark

"You only know us for this one song, but we've been here six years long... ahh who cares everyone's getting laid tonight!"

Tom

Anybody that is going to hear the record is going to think, 'The songs totally suck, but the production is so amazing, I'm going to go buy the record.' *on Enema of the State*

Tom

Now that we are married we get laid alot more

Tom

Screw the people that don't understand.

Mark

182 has no significance, We just pulled it out of our ass.

Mark

I was always a loner.

I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me.	Tom
We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were artists.	Tom
If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.	Mark
There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.	Tom
I just want to make a UFO movie.	Tom
you know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the we hate Tom band waggon. I've been hating Tom since like 1995, I'm oldschool hatin Tom!	Mark
I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off	Tom
I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside	Mark
I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in.	Mark
I don't like wine. I like mixed drinks. I don't even like beer... Beer is for men, cocktails are for gentlemen	Mark
I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.	Mark
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay	Tom
I'm probablly the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed	Tom
Mark is ugly,Travis is ugly,I have no friends,I'm pretty much the only cool guy in the band.	Tom
Disney movies are fuckin' bitchin'.	Mark

Mark

Tom

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[Jan. 21st, 2005|10:08 pm]

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

mxtnachick

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ANYONE OUT THERE?

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[Jan. 20th, 2005|02:57 pm]

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

mxtnachick

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where the hell did everyone go? LOL

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[Jan. 13th, 2005|08:13 pm]

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

mxtnachick

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hmmmm. ive never seen soldier but your doggie is adoreable!

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[Jan. 13th, 2005|07:15 pm]

Squirrel nuggets are good 4 your soul

heather_hicks

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Look at my puppy everyone isn't she the cutest thing you've ever seen!!!!!!
much cuter than solider-lol- no iam just messin' i love solider boyÜ

heather

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