What smells of poverty in here?

This fine, upstanding club is only for the finest, most upstanding gentlemen.

Inside, one can find men smoking fine cigars and playing gentlemanly games of Bridge while betting mere paltry sums of millions.

The club is an exquisite place that serves only the most splendid veal stuffed with unicorn liver, washed down with luxuriant wines and sherry.

And occasionally, the tears of an orphan child.