Stay for a while, and have a gnarly time.

Here's a small list of things you guys and gals might see on the server!
Tell us what you think! What do you want added? What do you want removed?

[NOTE: EVERYTHING IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE!]

Gameplay Changes:
* Both Hale and classes should have faster movement speed to encourage faster, and more active gameplay possibly by +25%.
* Hale should have more health by default, I noticed with 15 - 20 man servers, Hale typically loses, even with decent - good skill versus poor - decent skilled players on red.
* Hale can crouch to remove all knockback.
* Superjump is more horizontal to provide more distance rather than height only.
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Spy:
* Cloak Regen should be +20% slower on all cloaking devices, to prevent Cloak spam.
* Backstabs do 10% of the bosses total health. (ex: 10,000 hp > 1,000 dmg)
And Normal 200% crit dmg for lesser minions.
* Let 'Ranger will be nerfed.

Heavy:
* Minigun: +20% moving speed, -10% firing speed, +20% damage resistance to all damage sources
* Shotgun: Shoots like a Force of Nature, you can propel yourself, +20% greater knockback, you only have 2 shots before you have to reload.

Scout:
* Atomizer: Default stats; with the addition of knockback on target.
* Shortstop: Shove does extreme knockback, each shot that hits does +2 health.
* Make Scout default jump height +15% greater, with low grav, his double jump is useless compared to everyother classes, so to fix this, make his jumping higher.
* Baby Face's Blaster is banned.

Demoman:
* Ullapool Caber: 100 detonations; Deals 200 damage to target and user, Heals 170 health when target is hit.
*Loose Cannon: Does -50% blast damage to user, to allow cannon jumping.

Sniper:
* Huntsman: No crits, on headshot does 450 damage; does extreme knockback on bodyshot, bodyshot does 100 damage.
* Hitman's Heatmaker: 50% faster shooting speed, deals less knockback and slightly less damage (95 dmg).
* Machina: Added knockback, +10% speed.
* All other rifles (including australiums, reskins, etc): Slightly less knockback, 100 damage per shot. Crits do 150 damage.

Pyro:
* Flare Gun: Does 85 damage to user when flare jumping.
* All flamethrowers: -10% airblast rate.

Medic:
* Medigun: +10% movement rate.
* Syringe Gun: +50% more ammo.

Engineer:
* Rescue Ranger is banned.
* Short circuit DOES NOT stun bosses.
* Jag:+ 30% hit rate.

Soldier:
*Market Gardener: Does 10% damage to the boss's health, Normal Crit damage for lesser minions
(ex: If the boss has 22,000 health, it will do 2,200 damage).
*Half-Zatoichi: +30% resistance to melee sources when drawn.


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Stamm Ranks: Minnow>Fish>Lobster>Swordfish>Shark>Islander

Staff Ranks: Cabin Boy>Boatswain>First Mate> Captain & Carpenter


Perks-

>>[NOTE: sv_gravity 350 means -43.75% gravity.]<<

Minnow: First Stamm rank, +5% ammo.
[Cost: 10 points]

Fish: Second Stamm rank, +10% ammo, sv_gravity = 350
[Cost: [250 points]
[Perks: Change name and chat color, +5% melee swing speed.]

Lobster: Third Stamm rank, +20% ammo, sv_gravity = 350, double jump.
[Cost: 1,000 points]
[Perks: Radar, Change name and chat color, +10% melee swing speed.]

Swordfish: Fourth Stamm rank, +30% ammo, sv_gravity = 350, double jump, +2 health every 1 second.
[Cost: 2,000 points]
[Perks: Radar, Change name and chat color, +15% melee swing speed.]

Shark: Fifth Stamm rank, +40% ammo, sv_gravity = 350, double jump, +4 health every 1 second.
[Cost: 4,000]
[Perks: Radar, Change name and chat color, +20% melee swing speed.]

Islander: Sixth Stamm rank, +50% ammo, sv_gravity = 350, double jump, +8 health every 1 second, end of round immunity.
[Cost: 8,000 points]
[Perks: Radar, Change name and chat color, +30% melee swing speed.]


Staff Perks:

Cabin Boy: Kick, Slay, Freeze, Warn, Teleport, Timebomb, Noclip, !csay, !msay, all VIP perks.
[Cost: Given]

Boatswain: Kick, Slay, Freeze, Teleport, Warn, Timebomb, Noclip, !resize -2 to 3, change player color, change player transparency, resize head -2 to 3, !csay, !msay, stealth mode, all VIP perks, authority over Cabin Boy, other players, and donators.
[Cost: Given]

First Mate: Ban, Permaban, Unban, IP Ban, Kick, Slay, Freeze, Teleport, access to all commands, Timebomb, Noclip, Explode, Warn, all resize perks, change player color, change player transparency, !csay, !msay, stealth mode, all VIP perks, authority over all staff ranks below it, players, and donators.
[Cost: EARNED.]

Captain (owner) and Carpenter (developer):
All commands, all perks, all VIP perks, authority over everyone.
[Cost: EARNED.]

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Bosses:


SCP 173

Seeman/Seeldier

Demopan

Vagineer

Christian Brutal Sniper

Human Sentry Buster

Painis Cupcake

Boxy Soldier

Herobrine

MeeM

Ass Pancakes

Gentlespy

Gaben

Cave Johnson

Gentlemen

Doctor Who

Wankers

Bill (L4D)

Candy Man

Fempyro/Femscout

Pootis Man

Mario

Luigi

Mario/Luigi Duo

Gangplank

Super Meat Boy

Cheese Sandwich (MLP)

Donald Trump

Sonic.exe

John Cena

Hitler

Harambe (if it exists)

Hatty Hattington

One Punch Man (Saitama)

Sanic

Shrek

Conker the Squirrel

Pinkie Pie

Viewtiful Joe

Spongebob

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That's all folks!

-Larry and Friends