We are masturbating to success.

As we masturbate to success we inevitably face the death of cherished wankers. In recent days we have been forced to deal with the death of one such individual -- KingCobraJFS.

KingCobraJFS, real name Josh Saunders, was a prolific wanker. He would remark on his wankers scab from time to time from beating his meat too often. But beyond his love of masturbation he was a truly beautiful soul that the world will dearly miss.

If you would like to honor Josh you can do so by making one of his trademark Drink Combos. For myself I elect for the Cobra's Mist (blue moon and mtn dew), Redneck Shandy (diet mtn dew and budweiser), or perhaps my favorite Cobra's Whiskey Peach (twisted tea peach and jim beam peach with candy peach rings at the bottom).

However this message finds you we hope you are thriving in your effort to masturbate to success, and we also hope you can take a moment to honor the legend KingCobraJFS, however you see fit.