SAVE THIS RARE SPECIES!

The Pootis Seal, a lesser known species, is now close to extinction. Due to the carelessness of the TF2 population, the "endangered" Spycrab has gained so much attention, that species such as the Pootbirds and Pootis Seals have started to dwindle in number. Luckily, this group has dedicated themselves to both defending this beautifiul species and encouraging its regrowth. We ask you, if you encounter this elegant creature, allow it to pass unharmed, for it will not harm you. Normally, it assumes a heavy-like appearance, crouching as it moves slowly across the map. The only intelligible things it utters that is known to man are the phrases "Pootispencer here" and "Pootteleport here" as well as "Pootsentry here". Easily distinguished from the other, the meaning of these phrases remains a mystery. The natural protectors of the rare Pootis Seals are but not limited to, The Heavy Fairies, The Demoknights, Hippies, The United Nations, Vladimir Putin, Chuck Norris, Cat Norris, Bruce Lee, and Robin Williams. The leader of the central Pootis Seal clan is none other than the legendary Grandpa Pootis Seal, rumored to be a Gmonster yet to appear on youtube.