SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE HELP ME FIND IT

Before I start, I want to state the following:
- Bulgarians are also bike thieves
- Kosovo = Serbia
- Dogs are supposed to be kicked in the head not play faceit
- Your mother is burried right under your kitchen window
- Belarus,Macedonia, Moldavia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Kosovo (Serbia), Bulgaria, Albania, Algeria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Greece, Israel, Lebanon, Libya, Montenegro, Morocco, Slovenia, Syria, Tunisia, and Turkey are all countries where BIKE LIVES DO NOT MATTER. BE CAUTIOUS AND ALWAYS STRAP YOUR BIKE TO AN ELECTRIC FENCE!!!


Hello this is Vadim and I am looking for my black SPECIALIZED bike. I heard someone struggling with chains last night and when I came downstairs, my bike was gone.

Help me retrieve it please :(