It all began the first time I got to Ikebukuro. I finally defeated the matador by buffing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so he’d kill them instead, and when I finally reached the town I was greeted by the biggest, manliest demon I’ve ever seen: Oni.

Oni is perfect. Those crimson abs, gigantic, powerful biceps that could snap your spine in half, and small beady eyes. It took every bit of willpower that I had to power through the Mantra HQ and continue with the game. But then later came the Ikebukuro tunnels.

God, I could just imagine it. My battered body being thrown over the thug’s shoulder and carried for hours to the deepest point of the tunnels. Being roughly hurled to the ground as all 4 of them whip out their giant, red floppy dongs and let loose a torrent of warm, golden liquid all over my bare, bruised buns. Relieving themselves completely all over me, leaving me helpless in a growing pool of their glorious golden nectar.

i swear bro edited it because all of a sudden he can rhyme now

Built like a marionette doll. Arms as skinny as pencils. Legs like 2 coffee stirrers. Probably just got the grip strength last year to even pull a trigger. Hold that heat. Only way you're gonna win in a real man's world.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

get away from my princess

Private Profile = Get that ass banned