"18 copper 79 silver 19 gold 1 platinum 187 greater mana potions 75 ectoplasm 1 paladin's shield 1 adhesive bandage 2 shadowbeam staffs 5 sniper rifles
1 spectre staff 2 magnet spheres 3 inferno forks 1 rifle scope 2 keybrands 2 wisps in a bottle 5 krakens 10 S.W.A.T. helmets 3 banners and 1 NAZAR later. . . Still no armor polish I wish this was an exaggeration"
-me

"sleeping is too much work - some idiot 2019"
- divergent916

"i swear
to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
satan
if you're trolling me
I will look up your location
I will find you
I will gouge out your eyes use your skull to hold my food
and I will piss
on your decrepid
remains"
-me

"SANTA I WANT A PONY AND A SNUGGLY BEAR CALLED SALLY AND I WANT A BUZZSAW SO I CAN CHOP UP MY 9 MURDERED VICTIMS AND I WANT AN INCINERATOR TO BURN UP THE- nevermind" - kawaii scouter


"do it ninshu, I dare you to ♥♥♥♥ him, do it and I will tear him limb from limb, shove his flesh down your throat, and bury you alive with his ground up bones
then you can have fun getting off to his bone dust" -me

"The phase "do it for her, man" and "do it for her man" changes dramatically" -Light

"would turn me on honestly im gay anyways" - Ninshu

"if terraria ever introduces a wall of steel mechanical boss, it should drop a soul of fleshlight" - Max

"you will NOT be darkfires sex slave you will be MY sex sla- i mean equal partner" - Ninshu

"anything but that
he'll make me suck his ♥♥♥♥ while he harasses users on dg" - Kyoko

"c0ck (except he said it like 50 billion times)" Pat

"Sleeping is gay? I should sleep more" Dboy

"lets give all the elderly within a city a heart attack!!!" Dboy

"If she doesn't get me anything she doesn't get a birthday" - Dboy

"Timmy is coming to rip your throat out, I wasn't told by Ninshu to say this" - Hypno

"My pc is like, 5 parallel dimensions behind me. It's having an aneurysm, a seizure, getting heat stroke, and burning underwater all at the same time." -me

"Fun fact, did you know that they put LITERAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARSENIC in cigarettes?" -me

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S ♥♥♥♥ IS 'DUCK DUCK ANAL'????" -me

"OH MY GOODNESS" - Chubba

"yes being annoying/getting mad?" (talking about what he thinks jerking off means) - Mashii

"damn bro canines are hot" - Ninshu

"ive felt bad about dming fabsol because they're apparently a girl" - Ninshu

"I'm used to smaller tongues kissing me." - Angel

"can I use your soul for cult- I mean uh group purposes" - Hypno

"I haven't actually beaten expert mode before. it's too hard." - Sebba

"I put jolly ranchers in my orange soda. budget lean." - Ninshu

"I will murder your soul- OOH A ROYAL CLAYMORE!" - Val