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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground.The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
just ate a bunch of pasta and then went to walmart and now im gonna go downstairs and get a muffin and watch matrix 2 with nog on discord while i eat the muffin and drink pure life water at room temperature with my ac on fan mode blowin me under the table like logans mom
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣡⡴⢂⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⣦⡉⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣙
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⠿⠟⠰⢿⣿⡟⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣀⢼⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⢡⣾⣿⠟⣉⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⡙⢇⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⢻⡿⠿⠿⢉⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠿⣿⠝⣠⡙⠿⣿⣿
⢡⣿⣿⣇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡿⠟⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢋⣡⣾⣿⣿⣷⣬⣙
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣾⣿⡿⠿⠿⢋⣴⡄⢶⣦⣁⢠⡀⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣧⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣡⡶⠆⠐⠲⠀⣶⣠⣿⣿⠇⣌⠻⢿⣿⣿⣦⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⡛⠃⢀⣴⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⡀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣦⣤⡀⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⣻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣯⣾⣆⣀⣸⣿⣿⢟⡿⠛⢿⣿⣷⠄⠟⠁⠄⢴⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠢⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣥⣤⣾⢿⡟⢿⢷⣶⣽⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣼⣿⡿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⡿⣿⠯⣻⣿⣹⢿⣿⠧⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡇⠳⠿⠽⣼⣷⣿⣧⣹⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣛⣛⣉⣀⣀⠄⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⠿⠿⢿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛
⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
⣿⠋⣰⣿⣿⡿⠄⣠⣤⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⠄⠄⢸
⣿⡀⠛⣿⣿⡇⢠⣟⠄⠈⣿⡇⠄⢸⡏⠁⠈⢻⡇⠄⠄⠄⣿⡯⠄⠄⢸
⣿⡿⠄⣸⣿⣇⠄⠛⠦⠶⠟⠁⠄⠘⠿⣶⣶⠿⠃⠄⠄⢀⣿⡇⠄⠄⣻
⣿⡇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣄⠄⢈⠤⠄⠸⠟⠄⣒⠒⠂⠤⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡧⠄⠄⢸
⣿⣿⠆⠄⣿⡿⢟⣣⡴⠚⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠁⠄⠄⠐⢿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣾
⣿⣿⡴⠋⠁⠶⢛⣥⣶⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⠄⠄⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣤⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⠄⢀⣿⣿
⠀⠀⢠⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣾⠏⠘⠿⣦⣤
⠀⠀⣾⠉⠻⢶⠶⠛⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⡦⠀⠀⢰⡾⠃
⢀⣤⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠷⠿⠿⣾⣷
⢿⣥⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡆
⠀⠈⠉⣿⣀⣾⠟⠛⠋⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠁
⣼⣷⢠⠀⠀⢠⣴⡖⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣯⣝⣻⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⣿⡷⠂⠈⡉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⡤⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠉⠛⠿
⣿⢸⣿⡅⣠⣬⣥⣤⣴⣴⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡭⡄⣀⣉⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⡟⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣈⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶
⡧⣿⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿
⡇⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⢫⣿⣿⣻⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿
⡇⣿⠘⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⠏⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⡾⢁
⡇⣿⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢠⣤⠀⡤⢀⣠⣀⣀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣁⠉
⣧⢻⠀⡄⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣾⡆⣿⣿⣿⠿⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠐⢡⣶
⣿⡘⠈⣷⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷⣎⠐⠿⢟⣋⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣩⠖⢠⡬⠈
⡇⣸⡟⢿⡿⠿⠯⠵⣶⣶⣮⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣶⣶⣶⡶⠽⠿⢿⠿⢻⣤⡝⢷
⠇⠏⠁ ⣀⣠⣤⣤⣀⣈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⡿⠟⠋⢁⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠉⠙⠇⢸
⡆ ⢰⣾⣿⣿⠉ ⠙⠉⠈⢲⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⠊ ⠙⠁ ⢹⣿⣿⣷ ⢸
⡆⢣⠈⣿⣿⣿⣄ ⠑⠁⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠑⠁ ⣼⣿⣿⡇⢠⠃⢸
⣿⡘⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣤⣾⡿⣛⡿⢟⠏⡹⢛⣿⡿⢿⠿⢿⣷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⢿⣶⡿⡠⣼
⣿⣧⡿⢋⠝⡩⢋⠝⡩⢋⠔⡩⢊⠔⡡⢊⠔⡡⢊⠔⢁⠔⡡⢊⠔⡩⢛⠝⡠⢊⠜⡡⡟⢿
⠀⡌⠀⠰⣰⢸⡾⠉⡾⡽⣋⡦⣦⠘⣤⢸⣎⣮⢖⢣⢣⠀
⠀⠁⠀⠎⡀⢸⣐⣫⢟⡣⣿⣿⣿⣾⠸⢳⣏⢻⢧⠩⢨⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠠⡤⢛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡹⢫⡄⠐⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⠸⢧⢸⡀⢸⡜⠀
⠀⠱⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⣿⣤⣀⣆⣴⣶⠸⢸⣠⢁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠻⡀⠀⠃⠀⣬⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣨⣿⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⢄⢀⠘⣿⡀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢁⠀⠉⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠚⠛⠟⣛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠔⠀⠀⠀⠀⣍⣉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠑⢀⠀
⠀⠂⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠁
⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀