"EL HUMPO"
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
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As a person who has a lot of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% like having sex with a woman, as I always do. Obviously, this game didn't turn me on; I'm not otaku. I have a lot of sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes on this game. On the other hand, I would like to recommend this game to people who don't have sex (unlike me because I have a lot of sex with women, a lot) as if there were a naked woman there, and she's naked. She also looks like one of my several girlfriends with whom I've had a lot of sex. I've had a lot of sex. I'm also very handsome, and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I'm very muscular, handsome, and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my lovers asked me to have sex with her, but I told her I was playing a sex game, and she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men; I'm not gay. I'm very cool and handsome, so girls always want to have sex with me because I'm very cool and sexy. My penis is very big. All my girlfriends like my penis because it's very big, and I'm very good at sex, and I am; I have a lot of sex. I'm also very handsome and sexy, and I have a lot of sex.
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1,735 hrs on record
last played on Oct 14
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last played on Oct 13
Oct 9 @ 11:08pm 
Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground.The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
Oct 9 @ 11:06pm 
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Oct 9 @ 2:34am 
i smell like louis vuitton L'immensite, not that you would know what that is because i am a rich unemployed white man and you are a filthy normie peasant that wears axe body spray you stole from walmart because again, you are a filthy peasant. anyways im eating lil caesars and you aren't fatty fatty no parents
Oct 8 @ 8:59pm 
I can smell this guy through cs2 voice chat. Suffice it to say, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Oct 2 @ 11:15am 
Cringe kid