Hi, I came xD

Hi, I came to comment on your profile but I saw your item showcase and instantly Spaffed my pants.

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Heyyy yeah just saw your comment under my account saying "this is your pingas" with a picture of a comically small "pingas" as you'd say. Just letting any passer-by know that is actually very inaccurate and my "pingas" is actually bigger than that (like a lot bigger like not even close), I do give you some credit however as the girth is fairly accurate so at least you have a slither of common decency left. Just letting you know that this is a form of defamation and you could owe me up to 1.3 million dollars so yeah - lawyer up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :)

TLDR: My penis is objectively large in accordance to the world average¹, and see you in court! ^-^

Bibliography:
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country

-rep brittish

-rep x2