I'm going to put 9 pounds of Ketamine in my potato salad

All these mercenaries think they can leave me (they can’t, I’ve been putting meth in the Dijon mustard for the past 3 years)
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠈⠳⣦⡀⠀⢀⣠⡴⠞⠻⠿⠦⢤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠶⣤⣀⡀⠈⢳⡄⠀⠈⢷⣵⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣁⣀⡤⠤⠦⣤⣄⣨⣿⣞⣉⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠶⣄⠀⢦⣄⠈⠹⣶⣄⣬⣿⣄⠀⠈⣷⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠖⠛⠉⢀⣴⠞⠛⠁⠀⠞⠋⠉⢻⣶⠤⣄⣀⡉⠉⠛⠒⠤⠄⠀⠈⠻⣦⡈⢳⡀⠹⠙⢷⣄⠉⠛⠲⣾⣸⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⣰⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠈⠙⠻⣷⡦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⣻⡆⠀⠀⠙⣷⡦⠠⢼⡈⠙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠁⢀⡴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣌⠙⠿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⡟⡄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣄⠈⠻⣷⣦⡴⠟⠁⠘⣧⠀⠀⣾⣿⣦⣼⣿⠀⠀⣷⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣻⠿⡿⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣆⠀⠊⢻⣄⠀⠀⠀⢹⣆⣼⣳⣿⡿⣄⠙⢷⡀⡿⡟⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣴⠃⠀⠀⢀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⣠⡟⣵⡟⣹⣿⠸⡄⢸⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⢠⠏⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡄⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⣧⠾⣫⡾⠋⣴⡟⣿⠀⠀⢀⣿⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢹⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢰⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠈⣿⣤⡴⠖⣫⣵⡾⠏⢀⣴⣿⠃⣿⣇⣠⡞⠋⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡄⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⣿⣷⣶⡿⠿⡫⠀⣠⣾⣿⢻⣆⣯⠹⣏⠀⣰⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⣀⣿⡀⠀⠀⣸⣇⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⣄⠀⠀⣿⡄⢸⡄⠀⠀⢹⣟⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⡟⢹⣦⠖⠋⣠⡾⣫⡿⡇⢸⣿⣿⠀⣿⣰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣴⣿⣿⡏⠟⠛⠛⠻⠿⢦⣤⣼⡿⢷⣿⡤⣤⣿⣧⣘⣧⡀⣀⣬⣿⣿⠦⠤⣤⡤⠻⣧⡇⠀⢻⣴⠞⣫⣴⠟⠀⡇⣾⣿⠀⢠⣿⡽⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡃⣿⣧⣐⣢⣤⣤⣄⡀⠙⢾⡀⠀⠈⢧⣄⠛⠮⠿⠟⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⣟⠀⠀⢸⣧⣾⣿⡏⠀⢀⣷⣿⣇⣀⣼⣻⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠹⣿⡀⣻⡇⠈⣽⣿⢦⡀⠛⡆⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⡶⢶⣦⣈⠙⠆⠀⢸⡿⢻⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⠏⠉⢹⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠻⣿⡆⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢿⣋⣠⡿⠿⠿⣿⣇⣰⡿⠷⠆⠀⠀⢸⢁⣼⠿⠶⠶⣿⡏⣀⡴⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⣠⠄⢀⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠂⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⣼⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠜⠁⡰⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⢞⣹⠉⡇⠀⠀⣯⣿⡿⠀⢀⣠⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣾⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡒⣶⢶⣶⣶⠶⠶⠾⠛⠳⢷⡴⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡜⢷⢾⡿⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣽⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡼⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣷⡜⣿⣳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣯⢮⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢭⣓⠒⠒⠒⠚⣉⡡⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⣿⣧⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⠄⢚⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣜⣏⣿⣕⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠖⠋⠀⠐⢶⡿⠋⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⣶⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣖⠲⢾⣾⢸⠀⠙⠾⣗⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠶⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⣠⡞⠉⢀⣾⡏⢞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣴⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣃⠼⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠺⣗⣶⣶⡖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⢴⠞⠉⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⡼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⣤⣤⣴⣚⣿⣷⠻⣧⣄⣠⡤⡶⠾⠛⣙⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⣦⡀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣶⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⡯⠓⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠉⣻⣄⡁⠁⢁⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠈⠑⢿⣶⣴⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠴⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠋⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⠒⢶⡉⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⢴⣛⣹⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⣀⡠⠖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⡟⣉⡡⠶⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⠞⠀⢀⡴⡞⢿⡈⠣⠀⢀⣀⡀⢀⣀⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⣪⣾⣿⣿⣋⡿⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⢉⣡⠤⠖⠚⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⣀⣶⡏⢠⡇⢠⣼⡀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⡇⢀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠠⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡤⠟⢛⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠊⡴⡏⢸⠁⠀⢡⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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