Our mead smells like piss, do it? Easy to fix, I'll break your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nose!

Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump.

You e'er hear the wild Beast jus' sails on the ocean?
He's docked in the bay and comin' your way!
Off in the yon you hear the commotion,
He's docked in the bay and comin' your way!
Yer cupboard can't hid yeh and nor can yer berth,
His daggers don' care 'bout the gold that yer worth,
He'll bury yer bones 'neath a mountain of earth,
He's docked in the bay and comin' your way!

Marcus Miles bastard born, the mannered life enraged him.
A gnashing varmint he became, so queen sought then to cage him.
A pitiful sight his inadequate fight, the quivering lump sent out of queens sight.
Marcus Miles, bastard born, the royal knights upstaged him.

Eighty four tankards o' beer inna cave, eighty four tankards o' beer!
Pick one up tip back your cup, eighty five tankards o' beer.

Raise a glass and praise the Dwarven race.
Who'd let nary a drop go to waste!
A sip of rum, a frothy pint of ale.
And then a flask of whisky for the trail.
Pride was lost as humankind progressed.
Dwarven voices silenced, hope suppressed.
The Queen hides in her gilded manor.
And dares to wave her tattered, tarnished banner!

Let Them Come. There Is One Dwarf Yet In Rivellion Who Still Draws Breath.

May Vraccas be with thee.


Trooper and the maid

A soldier lad came here last night
With riding he was weary
A soldier lad came here last night
And the moon was shining clearly

Bonnie lassie, will you gang with me
Bonnie lass, will ye lie near me
I'll get all your ribbons reel
In the morning ere I leave ye

She's takes the trooper by the hand
And leads him to her chamber
She's given him some wine to drink
And his love it flared like tinder

Bonnie lassie, will you gang with me
Bonnie lass, will ye lie near me
I'll get all your ribbons reel
In the morning ere I leave ye

They had not been in bed an hour
An hour but scarce a quarter
But the drums coming up the street
And then the beat was shorter

Its up, up, up, our colonel cried
It's up, up, up and away, then
It's up, up, up, our colonel cried
The morn's our battle day then

Bonnie lassie, will you gang with me
Bonnie lass, will ye lie near me
I'll get all your ribbons reel
In the morning ere I leave ye

It's when will you come back again
My own dear soldier laddie
When will you come back again
And be your bairnie's daddy

Oh, hold your tongue my bonnie wee lass
Never let this parting grieve thee
When heather cows grow oxen bows
Bonnie lassie I'll come see ye

Bonnie lassie, will you gang with me
Bonnie lass, will ye lie near me
I'll get all your ribbons reel
In the morning ere I leave ye

Bonnie lassie, will you gang with me
Bonnie lass, will ye lie near me
I'll get all your ribbons reel
In the morning ere I leave ye


Greater America National Anthem

Should all our trials be forgot
The blood and sweat and toil
For ne'er were we a melting pot
For ours is blood and soil

For ours is blood and soil my sons
For ours is blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be replaced
For ours is blood and soil

We bare the torch of Europe still
Our hearts with duty loyal
No more the blood of brothers spilled
For ours is blood and soil

For ours blood and soil my sons
For ours blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be erased
For ours is blood and soil

That we should flourish in our land
Ne'er from our fight recoil
Come fathers, brothers hand in hand
For ours is blood and soil

For ours is blood and soil my sons
For ours is blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be disgraced
For ours is blood and soil


Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To seek our pale enchanted gold

The dwarves of yore made mighty spells
While hammers fell like ringing bells
In places deep, where dark things sleep
In hollow halls beneath the fells

For ancient king and elvish lord
There many a gleaming golden hoard
They shaped and wrought, and light they caught
To hide in gems on hilt of sword

On silver necklaces they strung
The flowering stars on crowns they hung
The dragon-fire in twisted wire
They meshed the light of moon and sun

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To claim our long-forgotten gold

Goblets they carved there for themselves
And harps of gold, where no man delves
There lay they long, and many a song
Was sung unheard by men or elves

The pines were roaring on the heights
The winds was moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light

The bells were ringing in the dale
And men looked up with faces pale
The dragon's ire, more fierce than fire
Laid low their towers and houses frail

The mountain smoked beneath the moon
The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom
They fled their hall to dying fall
Beneath his feet, beneath the moon

Far over the misty mountains grim
To dungeons deep and caverns dim
We must away, ere break of day
To win our harps and gold from him

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old

From my father's veins my life I drew, as in patriots arms I lay, and from those lips
learned the lessons true that have steered me day by day. And nursed to rest on a loving
breast and rocked at a patriot's knee, God strengthen still my mind and will, and the
patriot's heart in me.

The loyal heart, the patriot's heart from the shame of slavery free, God strengthen still my
mind and will, and the patriots heart in me.

Now my home is where the Coolin peaks rise towering o'er the waves and the unbound
sea and the grandeur free forbids me live a slave, the waves that pound on the rocks
around seem to roar out liberty, and with each strong blast beats firm and fast the patriot's
heart in me.

Now I've led my nation's blood so drage and have sung her deathless songs. I've mourned
her grief from age to age, and I've learned to right her wrongs. And when I saw to unjust
law she'd never bow the knee, O stronger yet for Scotland beat this patriot's heart in me.



There's a sound being heard in the land
It's the sound of a people rising up
We've been held down for far too long
It's time for the world to hear our song

Rise up, our Independence to attain
For we can be a nation once again
It's time to show the world just who we are
Not just any nation, but a rising star

For freedom we did fight so long ago
And now it's time for all the world to know
That freedom is blowing in the breeze
And this moment in time we're gonna seize

These moments in time are very few
And the freedom bells are ringing loud and true
They are ringing for every Scotsman in the land
The time has come once more to take our stand.

Take a look down through the corridors of time
Listen closely for the clock of history's chime
It's chiming now for you and for me
It's chiming for a people, longing to be free

Freedom rings in every corner of the land
Will you rise up once more and take a stand?
Stand now with William Wallace and the Bruce
Our chains can be broken and our fetters can be loosed.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
For far too long we have been rotting on the shelf
Rise up my fellow Scotsmen, all throughout the land
Shake of yer chains and fetters it's time to make a stand

It's better to have loved and to have lost
To have never loved and then to count the cost
When yer old and yer dying in yer bed
Will the bells of freedom be ringing in yer head?

As David ran to Goliath, run now unto the fight
Let us look unto the future and see our future bright
Do not listen to the voices that are so full of fear
But listen to the voices that are ringing in your ear.

And the voices cry " rise up and fight through blood and pain
For we can be a nation still, a nation once again
A nation that is proud to stand upon it's feet
A nation that snatches victory from the jaws of near defeat!

And when it's time for the sun to set
On every nation far and wide
Let not this day be lost to us
But rather be a day for pride

When every Scotsman rose once more
To fight with their decendants
And raise a glass and give a cheer
For Scottish Independence!!!!!!