+rep This thigh-high-wearing, tail-plug-owning degenerate has more hours on Steam than he does testosterone in his body.

Bro doesn't have a gaming chair, he has a designated breeding station.

His fursona has a better credit score, a more stable relationship, and significantly more parental approval than he does.

I've heard this man meow into his microphone so seductively that Discord automatically marked the call as NSFW.

His biggest fear isn't losing a ranked match, it's his parents finding the 14-inch fox tail in his Amazon purchase history.

This man's search history is 90% anthropomorphic wolves, 9% oversized hoodies, and 1% instructions on how to disappoint his father.

He once got banned from a furry convention for being too submissive, which scientists previously believed was impossible.

10/10 teammate, would absolutely queue with this breedable little creature again, just don't ask why his gaming chair has a suspicious stain.

we aim to please here

+rep put on his fursuit and danced for me for $5. For an extra $10 he came and cooked me dinner in his best femboy fit

im scared of women

+rep scares me

yep