lfpp (looking 4 pocket puppy)
Pennsylvania, United States
My name is bnuuy, and I have 500 friends and 0 enemies. My favorite food is lettuce and pizza and chocolate milk as dessert. i am three inches tall and weigh 1.5 pounds, and hobbies include hopping and getting my ears scratched. i can't swim, can't dance and i don't know karate.
My name is bnuuy, and I have 500 friends and 0 enemies. My favorite food is lettuce and pizza and chocolate milk as dessert. i am three inches tall and weigh 1.5 pounds, and hobbies include hopping and getting my ears scratched. i can't swim, can't dance and i don't know karate.
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[DFS] woodoo4u : bowsette is rage heavy kill bowsette rage heavy wit backstab headshot tauntkill and crits


SAS the double donker : if I had no brain I wouldn't be hear


Juan002: sniper is trash in mvm


American Boot: they should make australiams free for everyone so it devalues them


johnydepp#killamberHeard: I bench 45


demon : cking noob


joselinramirezsantos05 : shut yo wimp ass up


Vesji: i suck my girls toess their so pretty <3


M4ket: If any all-women ERP guilds are recruiting, please, let me know.


espionner : is there a way to buy money


(TEAM) Герундий : /kill
(TEAM) Герундий : how to die


sparklet.gif: devil you lowkey seem like a spinach eater


Solar: pyro mains cant hit flares for ♥♥♥♥ but another man's g-spot is light work?


Car Mechanic: my drug addict neighbour is beating his wife and i can hear it through the walls


crack ♥♥♥♥♥: Walls are like relationships... If you are getting rejected, aim lower towards uglier girls...


W1ze: Fair. For a casual.


Almaty : were sentry busters responsible for 9/11?


sparklet: mge stands for male gay eroticism


Kizashi : where tf is the money collection upgrade for scout


drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : call me rebecca the way a big strong man stomps on me


I Smoked Away My Brain : u ball leaking lesbian


[Puppy] drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : pawsome
[Puppy] drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : my dad made me eggs
[Puppy] drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : i love eggs sm
[Bunny] Hitori ! : i can make u a mean eggg
[Bunny] Hitori ! : egg: ♥♥♥♥ you


Hitori ! : come
Hitori ! : do u wanna see something gay
drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : of course
Hitori ! : come tothe blu point
(they then proceeded to disguise as me)


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[Warrior] stockade : report waillama


Ahirusukī : i want to know what it feels like to get steped on is that werid?


microwavedhamster2006 : !kik sparklet
microwavedhamster2006 : !kick sparklet
sparklet left the game (Client Disconnect)
microwavedhamster2006 : sorry yall i mis spelled
swelletnd : wtf


my ringaling has joined the game
my ringaling joined team BLU
lcuy (has purple hair) : my ringalinger
Icky Sticky Fluid Foid : MY RINGALING
Jav : can i show you my ringaling
*DEAD* my ringaling : i want you to see my ringaling
Jav : send ringaling pic
ʏᴜᴊɪ : can we pingaling our ringaling
paleolithic catgirl : um
pawzonyaballz420 : i sent u my ringaling why wont u respond
lcuy (has purple hair) : can i show you my thingamabob ;)


Woman Beater Waluigi : we claim def win gg
Bob65513 : never
Bob65513 left the game (Client not connected to Steam)


sparklet : are caries our hear


°Roticher #AoN : whos playing the sentry gun?
*DEAD* °Roticher #AoN : bro has aimbot


Top.65 oh ♥♥♥♥ it's Swag : you grammar is something


JustAnormalUsername : our scout got pissed and broke his monitor :/


sparklet : omg hes tposing that soldier is like 'bOi WhY U sO ChuNguS'


grusha's husband : 2c lizard brain


jonas : i work at walmart and i got cussed out by a racist santa claus caricature cause he didnt like a black women walking her dog


sparklet : sid_12 can you move you're bill dings

i add submissive femboys: BENJAMIN NETAYAHU I HAVE LOCATED A HAMAS MILITARY INSURGENCY AT THE HOUSE OF THE PERSON WHO BEAT ME IN MGE
i add submissive femboys: RELEASE YOUR HOLY MISSILES ON THEIR DENOMIC HOME NOW


Jellypeen : would the blowjob be like when a cyclist squirts a bottle of water int he mouth>
drive-by blowjob on a bicycle : no i just perform the blowjob really really fast
Resident Elmo : So THAT'S what Jersey Mikes means by Freaky Fast Subs


Goofy_Goobiss : hope i get an auzzy


SudzyTheProtogen [Femboy] : teaching new jumpers pogo is like taking your dog to get put down


PAB9 : neither of the soldiers can listen and they're having a conversation.
DEAD Lilliya : well one speak and then the other speaks but no information is exchanged


turtle with a t (real) : bye God bless HE loves u all thats why HE died on the Cross for us (Jesus is God in human form)


lasg : im one of the best na at demo v demo and u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ equip shield vs me.


sox: hit a direct challenge go [medal.tv]

aroma in kitchen : when does the venue close
jane@RGB9 : sunday at like 3pm
aroma in kitchen : dang
jane@RGB9 : open 24 hours tn + sat
aroma in kitchen : wow
aroma in kitchen : any security?

ʟᴛ. : who is this nooob
ʟᴛ. : yeah can we kick this noob
ʟᴛ. : get bro out of here
ʟᴛ. : we dont wwelcome scrubs in here
[D|Lowbrow] cormano : if you have any questions, ask LT

* lfpp (looking 4 pocket princess changed name to lfpp (looking 4 pocket puppy)
lfpp (looking 4 pocket puppy) : gender neutral
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Instant gratification vs delayed gratification
sadly I say this but then I don't really edge lol.. I should be edging more often.. learn to be patient and not rush into instant gratification type sh**
Oct 7 @ 8:43pm 
legend
Oct 6 @ 10:18am 
Me and all my Homies and Homettes be edging in between respawn waves, it really is a lifestyle
edging is a lifestyle ngl
Oct 4 @ 3:07pm 
2:00 am- Wake up
2.05 am- Cold shower
2.15 am- breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30 am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45 am- edging,4hrs (for discipline)
6:45 am- cold shower
7:00 am- begin sprint to work
8:00 am- arrive at work
8:05 am- get called into boss' office
8:06 am- get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "sexual predatory behavior"
8:10 am- sprint back home
9:10 am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10 am- edging(as punishment)
3:00 pm- bed time