You'll miss me when I'm gone!

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone.
Then she bent over and up jumped Rover AND HE GAVE HER A BONE OF
HIS OWN!!!

" I'm hungry , /b/

>Be a member of the human race.
>Occasionally need to acquire provisions.
>Venture into real world looking for food.
>Locate a suitable looking building.
>Kentucky fried chicken.
>Enter facility.
>Full of ebony skinned civilians.
>Engage in witty banter.
>They inform me that I am relatively Arial,
>For a male Caucasian.
>Detour into bathroom.
>Make a tactical insertion.
>Examine my fecal matter for monetary value.
> Confirm that ♥♥♥♥ is cash.
>Return and place order.
> Family bargain bucket.
>Maintain eye contact as i moonwalk out of store.
>Approximately the same amount of coitus given,
>As Leo has Oscars
>Revelations 2:16, word 3
>As ♥♥♥♥ "