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73 ratings



Every time he launches Steam, the entire platform becomes 37% gayer. Scientists have tried measuring his gayness, but their equipment exploded instantly. If gayness were a competitive game, he'd be rank 1 globally with 10,000 hours and a VAC ban for being too fabulous.
I'm not even gay myself, but this man makes me question my entire existence. I'd trust him with my life, my inventory, and my mother's credit card.
Never change, king. Steam is your stage, the world is your runway, and we're all NPCs in your fabulous side quest.
+rep, 10/10 human, 100/10 gayness. Possibly a government experiment. Definitely built different. Would recommend to NASA for intergalactic diplomacy. 🌈