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Jerusalem, Yerushalayim, Israel
HES MY GLIMMER OF LIGHT, MY ROCK, MY SOUL MATE.
IF MALARIA MIKE IS HATED BY THE WHOLE WORLD IM RIGHT THERE BY HIS SIDE TO RENT ANYONE WHO DARES SPEAK ILL OF HIM.
HES MY BESTEST OF BEST FRIENDS AND I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS FAR BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION JUST BY HAVING HIM BY MY SIDE
WITHOUT ME MALARIA MIKE IS STILL THE GREATEST AWESOMEEST SEXYEST MAN TO EVER WALK ON THIS UNDESERVING EARTH BUT WITHOUT MALARIA MIKE I AM NOTHING
AUGUST 23RD IS NOW OFFICIALLY MALARIA MIKE DAY SCRIBBLE THAT IN UR LITTLE CALENDAR AND JOIN ME NEXT YEAR TO CELEBRRATE THE MAN.... OOPS TYPO!! SORRY...... GOD!!! AMONGTS MEN WHO CREATED WORLD PEACE!!
HAPPY MALARIA MIKE DAY!! WOO WOO SWAG ME OUT WOO WOO