"So what dangerous treats lie in store as we continue to unravel this treacherous sweater? I don't know. But use caution as you continue your gallant endeavour. Don't, don't like... fail and die and stuff. CAUSE IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW!"

This game is brilliant. And funny. And expansive. It's part platformer, part arena battler. Just when you think the game is one thing, you realise that there's so much more to it. And it has cats. Who see you. "Clench your butt! This isn't going to be good!"

Yes. I realise that this review isn't really a review and doesn't explain anything.