It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

uhh ligma floppa

Yeah, just saw an irl picture of you and errrm, let me say? I'm laughing my guy. You LOOK like the type of dude who likes to blow big instruments you goofy little man. You DEFINITELY smell like old cheese and stale cereal champ. Don't even reply because I KNOW whatever You're going to say is probably going to be in like, whatever language they speak in your country (lithuahianese? Idk bro that's ♥♥♥♥ I don't even want to take seriously because you're a freaking JOKE!)!

Anyways, you're stupid and you just got hashtagOWNED you freaking meatball.

As a girl gamer, I was a bit apprehensive meeting this sturdy sounding man under the premise of taking a mustache ride on his broad, strong chin. Did I mention I'm a girl gamer btw? Anyways, I'm happy to say that he only pushed me against the wall and humped my leg in a consensual manner, +rep <3

As a gurl gamer i want this man to be my tricycle. I finna sit on dis ninjas face n peddle his floppy ears all during recess. My gina yearns for dis manz elite skillz. He is not a homosexual despite what his boyfriend Dan says. +rep

oh ren my pookie bear, where do i even begin...... +rep, P U S S Y I N M Y B I O