Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, Nearly-Headless Nick, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I wrote this for daily_deviant's April Fool's Day celebration: Unfortunate Incidents/The Silly Side of Sex. Other than that, I think Nick's description speaks for itself!


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while this isn't sub!Dumbles...
May I nervously promote my new fic?

The Weekend and Madam Esme by Not-Willing-To-Admit

Rating: M (to be safe)

Summary: Albus Dumbledore thought that defeating Gellert was the hardest thing he had ever done. That was until a rather socially awkward Dumbledore attempted to acquire a date for Elphias Doge’s party. Post-defeat of Gellert Grindelwald Era.

Warning: Socially!awkward!Dumbles, slash, fluff

Teaser: 

The drawing room was exquisitely done in classical style and full of antiques. There were even assorted magical classicals scattered about for his perusal on the various end tables. The room spoke of class and elegance, of old money and cigars. It was meant to be a comfortable, soothing room, but Albus Dumbledore noticed that his knee was shaking.

There was a table set up for tea, and naturally, being a gentleman, he held out her chair for her so she could sit down.

“Thank you,” she murmured in approval, and he realized that he had just passed some test of hers. He had never made use of a brothel before, and the fact that he needed to be interviewed by the Madam before he was allowed into the seraglio was a trifle unnerving.

On one hand, he wasn’t at the grocers picking out a melon for his dinner; he was merely attempting to attain a suitable companion for a dinner party. He couldn’t understand why must the transaction be so bloody difficult? Well, least this had the hint of respectability about it, as it would be horribly gauche to be given a list of vitals stats and told to pick a stud at random.

 

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Why Submissive Dumbledore?
Born the eldest, the brightest wizard of his generation, left orphaned at 17 and charged with the care of his 15 year old brother and their younger, magically powerful but mentally unstable sister; the burden of responsibility has always been heavy upon the shoulders of Albus Dumbledore.

To be the sole focus of such responsibility, was something that Albus didn't want. Oh, Albus wants to do great things, but he doesn't want to be alone, he doesn't like to be in charge, not only does Albus not trust himself with too much power, but I don't think he cares for it. Albus wishes, wishes for life to be bright and sweet, he'll do what he can to make things that way when needed, but for better and worse, Albus doesn't seek to be authoritative.

Albus Dumbledore's recreational pastimes are the following; chamber music, tenpin bowling, and knitting. Likely his idea of an ideal day is to have time for a quiet walk, or to sit in his office with Fawkes, eating sweets, without being interrupted by any Impending Crisis. Albus is not into competitive sport, that it was noted that Dumbledore especially attended the second Quidditch match after Harry was wounded in the first, indicates that he does not normally attend. While Dumbledore's award of points to Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Nerville, was instrumental to the winning of the housecup for the Gryffindors in Book 1, let it be noted that the Slytherins has been winning and holding the housecup for years and years before.

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