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TTPBSABR and other such icons: [Jan. 18th, 2007|09:15 pm]
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(TTPBSABR stands for Teh Too Ph4t Banana Shoe and Boot Ret, obviously, and Buttenjamin I believe had his intro animation posted by Ret sometime this week. So. Good brine!).
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2006|05:27 pm]
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Take whatever. Credit "sure_ph4t".
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HIDEOUS ICON GUESSING GAME [Jul. 2nd, 2006|02:30 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |chipperlost]
[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |where is my mind? - pixies]

Guess who (Jess or Ret) made which icon! One of them is a collaboration:

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Animation: Say Yes Damn It! (Blooper!) [Jul. 2nd, 2006|12:04 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |enthralled]
[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |Ret, hating me with hate and misery]
[Current Location |paraguay, new york, new york]

Description: This is a blooper of Ret, Ben and I trying to record sound for the animation "Biscuit Truck", which I have no idea if we've even posted. Ben WOULDN'T SAY YES CORRECTLY. This description sucks. Here's a better, less accurate one: Potatoes buttery butter mmmmm um eat a crocodile not today or ever P.S. I love you.

Say yes, damn it!
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misc icons! [May. 3rd, 2006|09:13 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |boredbored]
[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |house]
[Current Location |da mountain]




Take, credit sure_ph4t. Yadda, yadda. Also, entertaaaain me.
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it's a hazard of everyday life [Apr. 29th, 2006|04:19 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |deviousinformative]
[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |19 - 2000 - gorillaz]
[Current Location |Jew Town]



Because we all know how awkward it is when someone keeps thrusting in your direction. The best part is that this is perfectly useable as a LJ icon!
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2006|10:41 pm]
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[Current Location |Da Mountain]
[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |LATELINE! SEXY!]
[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |bouncybouncy]

11. 5. 1.

Sure Ph4t icons! Now with joke mocking Frank Miller! All from scanned pictures, 'cause I couldn't be stuffed drawing new stuff or asking Ret to!

11 authentic Sure Ph4t icons!Collapse )

[ETA]: TAKE THIS RET, MY POST IS ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE AND HAS CONTENT! I WINNER!
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Animation: The Spoon Family [Apr. 8th, 2006|03:49 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees hear: |strange ballet porn on sbs]
[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |highhigh]

Description: The Spoon Family is a Sure Ph4t one off by Ret. It contains NO Sure Ph4t characters, just spoons. Only spoons. Rated H for HI-LARIOUS. I URINATED IN MY PANTS WHILE WATCHING THIS ANIMATION. IT IS BETTER THAN GOD. Hyping it up may have been done under the threat of pain from Ret.

The Spoon Family.
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Animation: Jess an'a Melon. [Jan. 17th, 2006|01:31 am]
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Description: A crappy animation by me! Jess! Only the... fourth I've done (Ret would know!) ? Possibly. I have a melon. Ret talk like cave man. And yes, I am that annoying in real life!

Jess an'a Melon by Jess.
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Da Mountain wants your soul. [Oct. 27th, 2005|11:07 pm]
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2005|04:29 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |lookit the cute glasses! Aw!]

Professor Jess’ Fact of the Day!



Subtext is an anagram of buttsex.
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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2005|09:13 pm]
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Animation: New Sure Ph4t Diet, Ph4tter Than The Rest! [Jul. 8th, 2005|08:20 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |chipperchipper]

Description: TTPR gives a preview of Sure Ph4t's (not) upcoming DIET VIDEO! You too, can be ph4t!

New Sure Ph4t Diet, Ph4tter Than The Rest!

(P.S. Best. Animation. Ever... er, not this one! But Ret has made a very humorous parody of the Badger song, only, with Batman! As soon as we record sound, oh... you shall see. Bwahahaha).
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This will never, ever get old. [Jun. 21st, 2005|04:01 pm]
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Animation: Teh Too Ph4t Ret. [Jun. 19th, 2005|07:12 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |nostalgicnostalgic]

Description: A Sure Ph4t classic! The dangers of Ret's extreme ph4tness!

Teh Too Ph4t Ret!
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Just like the crappy crappiness of Sure Ph4t, only worse! [Jun. 19th, 2005|07:00 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |energeticenergetic]

And possibly crazier than us. But FUNNY.

Sure Ph4t recommends: The Lizard Man Crappy Animation Series.

chorn_man says: they're zany!

I say: HahahahahHAhAHahahAHhahahaha. He got in somehow! Bang.

So if you're lacking insane animation, check those out.
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2005|06:57 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |happyhappy]



sure_ph4t has seven members!

No, wait... seven!

Count them: seven!

I will count them one times: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

THANKS FOR JOINING nomnivore. Here’s an icon for you, because we love each and every person who takes the time to bother with us:



Icon at the top also for use by anyone!
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Pimpin' like a mofo, yo, yo. Yo-yo? No, no! [Jun. 15th, 2005|09:47 pm]
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Sure Ph4t goes commercial, but wait, there's more!Collapse )
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Animation: Ben Is The Iron Chorn Chef. [Jun. 13th, 2005|03:23 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |bouncybouncy]

Description: You know Iron Chef? Well, Ben is now an Iron Chef. He tells us one of his top secret tricks for how he makes such tasty treats. Also starring Ret as the highly annoying lady they always dub with the same voice and high pitched giggle. Made by me! Jess! Voice by Ret and Ben, of course.

Ben Is The Iron Chorn Chef.

Cut for Sure Ph4t 'toon! Ben doesn't understand slash.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2005|05:53 pm]
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[Sure Ph4t employees feel: |amusedamused]

meriadoc_mi has asked for a Sure Ph4t icon! ret05ski, could you perhaps do one too? I feel that mine aren't adequate.

She asked for: I would like to be the proud owner of my very own Sure Ph4t icon, please! So I can boggle everyone else's minds with it. Perhaps with celery? ;)

Anywho, a story using the three icons I've made for the wonderful meriadoc_mi... I call it "Farmer Jess Seriously Only Has Carrots And You Are All Evil, Evil Bastards For Tormenting Her And One Day She Will Snap And Oh The Orange Bits Of Carroty Guts Will Be Everywhere, Everywhere I Tell You".







The End.
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