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Susan: why are we singing along to Rod Stewart?
Darcy: because it isn't Rod Stewart.

AJ: we better already be married by the time we have our wedding

Jen: If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!

Susan: i'm grading tests.
(a minute later)
James: did you just say you're praying for texas?

rice. fish. chicken. every day. three meals. except when there was variety: boiled chicken.

it's like, here, we ran out of money, so i whittled one.

my dad: what did you think of St Marten?
I was a little dissapointed with the beer selection.

i met the president.
my mom: did you shake his hand?
we played spades with him. and ate breakfast.

the by-appointment is run by SH's who are unhapy with their lives, so they make you unhappy by giving you a bad haircut.

Cait: what's my msn?
Susan: caity**@msn.com

Rachael: I miss dinner, i haven't seen it in so long

Nic: I put in what I want him to look like... it's like Grow-a-Date

Julie: they're a match made in Monty Python... or Pirates of the Carribean

MK: hypothetically, is there any rule about having more wild cards in your hand than naturals?

Elizabeth: bikini-laden