Before Livejournal, before the dawn of man, but just slightly after the Pleistocene Epoch, we were here.
We've pulled the strings that puppeteer the machinations of government and society. We've installed mankinds' every fear and pleasure as it suited our needs. We are The Man whispering commands to the person behind the curtain you've been instructed to ignore. We kept Bush in for two fucking terms. Know this.
And here you are, among us. As you find yourself wandering in the midst of giants you will suddenly discover that your admission here has rendered your stature on the same unearthly scale. You are now the alpha and omega. You are the one that God prays to. You're more than a supreme deity - you're popular on the the internet.
